Always following you. Always.

Rest in peace

And?

so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings

Years back I was talking to a girl in Florida. She loved blackberries so much and was talking about how she wished they grew out there. I laughed and told her they're an invasive species. They fuckin suck.

Blackberry bushes in Oregon are worse that the hedgerows of Europe during ww2

I have family in the Tacoma area and that stuff is insane. I'd say it's worse than kudzu purely for all the thorns.

Oregon and Washington are where I run into it.

A while back I forgot the phrase "the juice isn't worth the squeeze" so instead I said "the berries weren't worth the brambles". Someone said it was the most country sounding wisdom they ever heard. That stuff really sucks lol.

Blackberries took over my backyard in Oregon. It was awful. So much work to beat them back and win that fight.

i have a whole hedge of them butted up against the forrest in my back yard but theyre out of sight enough that they dont bother me, the dogs dont get into em and i just happen to love blackberries with coffee icecream so i aint complainin lol

That’s pretty much how my troubles began. I had a few at the back of the property because me and the Mrs love blackberry pie and preserves etc.

Always starts small.

When they’re cute and fun and then, suddenly before you know it, they’re all grown up and a pain in the ass and way too much work.

I had a bush in a field stop a crawler loader trying to drive through it to clear it away. WA brambles. The berries are great though

Sasquatch op

punished by the council

father I cannot click the book

The common digital artist habit of trying to hit “ctrl+z” but then remembering that you’re drawing on actual paper with a pen.

I can confirm that one

Most of all, I don't like that mace.

What a sentence.

never believe anyone who tells you that corsetry was Made To Oppress Women. They don't know anything about what we've lost. They don't know about Pockets

Also the support! Y'all. Big boobs in proper corsets have so much less back pain.

this is bait

Bait is what you put on the lure.

My working theory is if you do not want trees to push up the sidewalk you MUST stay edging. (If you can't edge because thick and woody roots are in the way, it's already too late.)

I've been on the internet far too long because I understood "edging" very differently than how I think you meant it and thought it was a bizarre and horny tumblr shitpost

I'm not sure either way