In a perplexed cycle of insanity and madness.

A queer news magazine titled Bi Weekly would come out on a weekly basis.

Navy recruiters won’t lie to you, but they won’t tell you the whole truth. Recruiters will tell you if you join the Navy you can see the world. What they don’t tell you is that the world is 75% water.

@dropitlowbandit

Queen

Give her her own tv show

Sounds like a good time

Is this the jelly bean guy???

@raevenlywrites the WHO???

I’ve thought about her Every minute since I reblogged this yesterday

can they do that? are you allowed to just fuckin… click and drag yourself like that? y’all practitioning the dark arts???? these people are out here defying gravity. moving around like the DVD player screensaver. they hacked reality and started wiggling their bodies back and forth like the Spore creature creator. I’m pretty sure they can clip through walls at will. shit.

A vegetable is a social construct.

This makes me happy in ways I can’t completely describe.

There was a science fiction short story with that plot. Evil Aliens hit a spaceship full of humans with a paralysis ray before boarding. The ship's cat 1.) wasn't affected 2.) had been entered into the system as a crew member as a joke. So, being the ranking crew member, the cat was in charge. Ship's computer displayed the enemy ships on the tactical command touch screen and the cat swatted at the glowy dots, targeting the ships and activating the defenses.

how can you say this and not tell us the name of the story of the author because I AM DESPERATE NOW...

Everything about this post is causing me to make the same face as that cat.

@thessalian @lindira @fauxfire76 @comixqueen @nekonotaishou @malfyre @thesheybot

When you’re saying “i love you” to your parents as a kid, you hardly realize how much it really feels to hear until your own kids tell them to you.