last night i dreamt that dolph lundgren tried to fight me on the street because i wouldn't buy a secondhand lilac wool coat from him. it was too small and covered in dry grass! i did not want the coat, dolph! he kept yelling at me & blocking my path as i walked away then he started throwing punches & karate chops which i expertly dodged. he then jumped up in the air intending to hulk smash me into the footpath as he crashed back down lmao i just calmly stepped out of the way. he didn't like that. jason statham suddenly appeared and engaged him in battle. i woke up as they started destroying the city block π





















