VENUS

the strokes im giving her has got her asking is this it?

where is he i must see him

the sprinkles. the use of the word "reclaimed". the implication that somebody made the "im a little guy and its my birthday" joke at a man so many times and he, instead of considering if he was doing something wrong, made a pride flag

it's the perfect image

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

that man wont be a twink by the time im done with him

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

women can do almost anything i guess

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you