i must believe, stranded with this bitch called hope

New research indicates 2 cups of black tea a day can increase human lifespan by up to ten million years

someone will post something i agree with and I'll be like "yeah I'll reblog" then therell be a reblog from the poster like "YOU CAN REBLOG THIS BTW. YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS BTW" and then i wont

in another life i am definitely a bookstore cat

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

everyone in the grocery store is my enemy

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location