Random Stories From The Corners Of My Mind

#LAAFDay got these fruit bowls out here every week. (at Backyard Bowls) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvM5IQKAUie/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=e4ajjdko3auc

The building on the right is where they research mutants in LA @thegettygallery https://www.instagram.com/p/BvJ8KKwAb6M/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vmljdigengis

Working off brunch. Tik. Toc. Beach bodies start now. 🦵🦵 (at Bob's Big Boy) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvFnGqZgQO6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sbdr15yr22bw

Call it what you will. I'm try my best to sit up straight and stand tall @thegettygallery ❤️❤️❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BvFJhGjgYEJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4q79dh9ke2fg

#mindblown (at First Draft Taproom & Kitchen - DTLA) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvDtIICg5QB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12bvev9k74ukg

Did some of my best goofballing last night. Thank you @isabelherrman and @thedojoofcomedy for having me on to spread my legs... I mean my joy. 🤡🙌🏼 (at Sycamore Tavern) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvChKf2gDHN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17giw1tpfipx0

Get your Aztec temple in the sky. #pma (at Santa Monica, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvCg8WJAOSJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fkla7rsux91g

I am tall. So is this wall. So was that coffee. Love to all. (at Getty Museum) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvCPqRKgydN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=m9b1f1muu61h

Don't know what Kmart puts intheir energy mix stacks, but it has got me blasted off 💯 (at Kmart) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvAiEx2Am31/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1noh6dra0rws6

Living that bagel and cream cheese life with a side of true #mustache pride. #glasseslife 🙌 (at West Hollywood, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu4RbTfA4UK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4cd7tpi921w5

What are your technology blues? (at Hollywood Boulevard) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu2jQwKAW8T/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=w4ltuuffbmn2

I bought new underwear for the show... obviously. Hopefully you’re free this Thursday to catch me enjoying myself on stage! #blessed #positivevibes #positiveenergy (at Sycamore Tavern) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu19rL8g20m/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sxd0vrcjhskr

Hotel motel holiday in my head as I continue to shred. TM2: return of the thighmaster • • • • • #fitnessmotivation #fitnessaddict #fitnessjourney #fitnessmodel #gymlife #fitspiration #fitnesslifestyle #fitlife #fitnessfreak #fitnesslife #fitgirl #fitnessgirl #abs #gymmotivation #instafit #girlswholift #fitnessgoals #gymrat #instafitness #getfit #gymtime #muscle #fitnessinspiration #gains #shredded #aesthetics #exercise #beastmode #fitgirls #bodybuilder (at Safari Inn - Burbank, Ca) https://www.instagram.com/p/ButsUNEgi6e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gtacfij5ug1f

Pretty sure I ripped my cavity filling out on this shot with the sweet after goodies @crackemupthurs thanks again for having me on the show. ❤️🙌🏼🤡 (at The World Famous Comedy Store) https://www.instagram.com/p/BusOIPjgDvo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r7p60zhszkba

Bitch in the streets, but a cuddler in the sheets. Happy Hump Day from tini-Maxine!! • • • • • #dogoftheday #doglover #ilovemydog #instagramdogs #dogs_of_instagram #instapuppy #petstagram #lovedogs #bestwoof #puppylove #puppiesofinstagram #weeklyfluff #dog_features #doglife #puppies #dogscorner #dogsofig #pup #petsofinstagram #pets #dogsofinstaworld #petsagram #puppyoftheday #instapet #doglovers #lovepuppies #mydogiscutest #doggy #barkbox #dogslife (at Toluca Lake Health Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/Burf6a6AUJy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mf2akz0mkgdv