Okay but imagine Mac as a villain who kidnaps you, a young monarch of their enemy kingdom to get something out of your parents. Though they don't put you in a cage or anything they just... Give you a room and of course they feed you. You're just not allowed to leave their castle. Though they at first ignored your presence after all you're just a pawn for their scheme however one day you decided to approach them. They didn't you push you or anything they decided to listen what you have to say.
They start to know you better, realizing that you're quite interesting. They could hear you go on and on about your interests. After all they're quite lonely with no family or allies... So of course they take an interest in you. They start giving you gifts (however most of their gifts is a bunch of land...) and letting you roam more around the castle. They talk about their own interests and you two start getting more and more closer.
So they decided that instead of the land from your parents that they would like your hand in marriage! But your parents already have another suitor waiting for you...
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Some Mac angst that has been plaguing my mind. Might make it into a oneshot.
Imagine something is wrong with your computer you know that means something is wrong with Mac. You use the dateviators to check up on them but you watch as they're less energetic, more sluggish, barely speaking. You beg with them to tell you what is wrong so you can fix them. You managed to fix them only temporarily but their state is getting worse. You grew more and more desperate. You called for repairmen, kept looking things up, but nothing. Nothing seems to work. One thing you have left is to realize Mac and maybe just maybe they can get better after you realize them... So you started try working your way to that goal, unintentionally ignoring Mac in the process.
Then when the time has come you use your dateviators on Mac. No response. You start panicking and pleading. Apologizing for ignoring them because you were trying to help them. Nothing. You notice that it wasn't them trying to ignore you, they were just too far gone that they couldn't answer. You noticed that your computer couldn't turn on, you became even more desperate with each attempt. The last thing you hear is their voice.
"I love you."
Then nothing.
They are no longer in the Date-a-dex. You can no longer speak to them. And the last reminder you have of them is the broken down pc.
Has anyone made an obsessive Mac who knows everything about you? And I don't mean just your internet history, schedules, etc. I mean EVERYTHING. Your blood type, your dental records, your health records, what every little thing you like, your social security number, your birth certificate, your credit card number, etc.
Because they are your computer. They will know that since everything got digitalised. Has someone made an au of a Stalker Mac who casually reminds you of your doctors appointment despite not telling them this information. Obsessive Mac who has a list of potential organ donors for you just in case. Obsessive Mac who has a list of people in a 10 mile radius who has your blood type. How did they get this information? Who knows!
Obsessive Mac who has your criminal records (if you do have them) as like another one of their trophies of you. Obsessive Mac who keeps track of your breathing just in case (okay this might be going a bit overboard...) Obsessive Mac who reminds you that you should get vaccinated again because of course they have those records.
HAS ANYONE WRITTEN THIS BEFORE OR SOMETHING SIMILAR? Please? Do I have to make this come to be?
I'm not going to be friendly with this one. Here is a short oneshot of scientist Mac Inspired by @berriblossom headcanons.
Enjoy.
You're alive
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Your eyelids start to grow heavy as your heart beats against your chest as if it was wanting to break out. You feel cold, your body feels as heavy as a ton of bricks. Your heart is trying its best to keep you alive as your blood pools out of your body into the puddle on the ground and into their hands. Their warm hands. You feel the pressure of those hands holding down on the wound, attempting to try and stop the blood from escaping your body. It keeps spurting out between their stained fingers.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
Your face feels wet from their tears. You glance up at them slowly. Your beloved. Their green eyes that used to light up your day are now filled with tears. Their once neat button up stained with your blood. Their hair is all messy, sticking to their forehead from their sweat. This was supposed to be a normal date. How could things go this wrong? You could barely hear their voice for all you could hear was the ringing of your ears. All you could hear is your heart beat. Everything feels cold. Everything hurts. You reach out your shaking hand, your fingers weakly wrap around their tense wrist.
You didn't notice when your heartbeat started slowing. You didn't notice the bright red and blue lights. You didn't notice the loud sirens. All you could focus on was Mac's lips. Their voice muffled. You somehow caught the words that escaped their mouth.
“It will be okay my love. The ambulance is here.”
They lean down, you feel their lips press against your forehead. It fills you with warmth that counters the coldness you felt in your body. The paramedics take over the scene, stopping the bleeding as cops walk over to Mac. Mac looks towards you for a moment as your fingers slowly unwrap from their wrist. You get lifted into the stretcher, the paramedics escorting you into the ambulance. Your vision blurry as it tries focusing on Mac. You weakly reach out for them as the door closes.
Your hand lands next to your side as the ringing in your ears get louder. Black spots start clouding your vision. Suddenly you feel a warmth surge through your body as a bright light blinds you. It's alluring… You want to go near it.
You want this pain to end.
Your body starts to relax. You're breathing no more. Your heart stops.
Peace.
That's what you feel.
You feel at peace as the warmth and light engulfs you.
You don't know how long this feeling lasted. You don't know how long you've been here. But the light is growing dim. Yet the comfort remains. It feels oddly familiar. Should you follow the darkness after being in this light for so long? Maybe you should. It wouldn't hurt to change things up.
So you let the darkness pull you in. The only thing in the center of your vision is a dim light. But you feel a jolt. Odd. You've never felt anything in this state of limbo. The jolt just keeps coming. The surges of electricity are getting stronger. It makes you want to gasp.
Gasp? That's odd. You know you were dead moments ago. You just didn't know how long. So why would you gasp? How is that possible? But you open your mouth, letting in a big breath of air. Your lungs fill up with oxygen as the dim light gets brighter. It makes you blink.
Your vision changes. You feel like you're somewhere different. You're no longer floating. You're laying on something… You finally open your eyes.
That familiar presence. You now know why it was familiar. Staring at you is your beloved in a white coat. They look like they've aged but it's still them. Those familiar eyes that light up your day. Staring at you as if you're their world.
Arms engulf your body into a hug as you feel them shake from their sobs. They hold you close against them gently as if you were a delicate flower.
They have killed before, yes. But that was on the rare occasion when someone was getting too close to finding you out or if someone was just getting on their nerves by disrespecting your relationship.
One time they witnessed you actually committing a murder, they noticed the different look in your eyes. The look of pure hatred and then they noticed the victim which was someone who was flirting with them earlier. Aww you were doing this because you were jealous. They're touched! But god that look in your eyes made them feel something...
They know for certain when a crimescene is yours or not. You have a certain pattern that most people don't even notice. It's the subtle things they notice. When it's your crime they're ecstatic while looking it over because it's yours! But when it's someone elses? Stone cold face, they're actually being professional.
They know a lot of first aid due to the fact that sometimes you come home with injuries. They range from scratches to actual stab wounds. They will patch you up while comforting you. The more severe the wound is the more silent and concentrated they are, you can see the way their pupils constrict when they stare at the wounds.
After patching you up they would leave and find those bastards who dare did that to you. It's like a predator stalking down it's prey. They then call in for backup and basically raid their places. It will usually end up with those people being gunned down. As the other cops praise Mac all they can just think about is how those people will no longer hurt you.
One time you came home with a gunshot wound. And once they got you to the hospital because they know for fact that they were out of their league they found the person who shot you and just burnt down their house with them inside.
When both of you are laying in bed they would trace over your scars. Kissing each scar while whispering sweet nothings to you.
At work they would listen to those murder podcasts where the speakers look too deep into the crime. Most of the time it is about your crimes and they would chuckle to themself while the speaker keeps naming more and more people who aren't even connected to the crime. Sometimes they think about framing one of those people for the crime just because they want to hear the podcaster's reaction.
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Imagine this. Corrupt Detective Mac and Criminal Reader.
Whenever they're at a scene and realize that this was your doing they will cover up your crimes while adding red herrings and maybe framing someone. When they come home to you greeting them and asking how their day at work was as you two kiss they look into your eyes and tell you that next time you should be more careful
"My love, next time use thicker gloves. You left partial fingerprints on scene."
To which you would apologize and explain you were in a hurry because the cops were called. They would always give you updates on cops and detective schedules as you give them names and locations of other criminals on your terf.
Sometimes you would leave little love notes for them to find as they uncover your next crime. It lightens up their day and they bring the note home to which you would smile upon seeing the note
"Hey you found it!"
You will murder anyone that has upset Mac or is getting in their way of any opportunities and when you come home all bloodied you will just tell them that the person won't bothering them anymore as they strip your clothes off to help clean you up.
Now if someone bothers you they will find a way to frame them for one of your crimes probably earning that person life in prison. Killing two birds with one stone basically.
No one and I mean no one suspects that you're a criminal or that Mac is even the slightest bit corrupted. You two have amazing reputations in the community. Mac is basically a hero to the community while you're basically a philanthropist donating (stolen) money to charities.
Since I'm sleepy here are some bedtime Mac headcanons
There are some suggestive ones.
When you go to take a nap and they're not doing anything important they will go and take a nap with you. If they're not sleepy then they will just join you in bed and stroke your hair until you sleep.
I have a strong feeling that when you two are sleeping they HAVE to touch you. They don't care if they're the small or big spoon they just have to be in your presence. If you don't feel like cuddling then they will just place a hand on you instead. They just got to touch you.
I feel as though when they sleep alone they are straight like a board. Like if they were dead in a coffin. It freaked you out when you first saw this. They never slept like this when you two sleep together so it's odd to see.
When you two lie in bed together they always shower you in light kisses while whispering sweet nothings to you.
If you can't sleep they will try every remedy that they search up to try and get you to sleep. If nothing works they get up to get you melatonin. And if you guys don't hace melatonin? They're going out to get you some. Even if it's the middle of the night.
Now if they can't sleep? You try your best to help them but it ultimately leads them to them suggesting that you tire them out by having sex. Hey. It always works.
I feel like some nights they would prefer that you two sleep naked because they just love pressing their naked body against yours.
Cursed pajamas.
They love when you wake them up by kissing them. They did suggest that you wake them up another way in the future but that's really up to you.
Sometimes they will wear your clothes to bed. They definitely do this more when you're not around because they miss you.
Maybe it's a co-worker au, college au, or just plain ol' DE universe. But to make things make sense college au. Wouldn't it be neat if they acted as though you were stupid for every tech question you asked yet for some reason they are always the one to jump first to help you with your stupid tech question. Oh the others who can help are gone and begrudgingly they are the only one there. It's not like they sent them away or anything just to get closer to you noooo they wouldn't do that.
Why is it taking so long? Well you obviously won't know anything (even if you are tech savy and figure out the problem beforehand) stop asking questions and just hang out! No they aren't excited whenever you come by for help or even challenge them, outrageous.
And sureee you maybe better in SOME classes and you genuinely impress them with your smarts but it's not like they like you or anything.
Oh the game they got you? It was just a hand me down, they found it in a garage sale, they found it in the dump, it just materialized in their hand! It's just a coincidence that it is the game you want. Just take it and stop asking questions! It's not like they researched what your favorite game series is and waited in line to get it for you. No. Why would they do that for you out of all people? But the smile and hug you gave them was worth everything...
Why do they hate you? Well isn't it obvious!? Your stupid charming smile... Your stupid personality... your... your captivat- stupid eyes. No they aren't imagining what's like to be with you or a future wedding... Just don't ask why your last name is written next to their name in their notebook... It's nothing. sTOP ASKING!
Oh they got an extra bag of your favorite chips from the vending machine? Well I guess you can have the extra bag since it is your favorite... You just got lucky that's all! Don't ask why they're missing an extra dollar it's nothing!
