I Am Not There, I Do Not Vibe

while matt johnson's filmography has its merits, especially regarding the themes of voyeurism and homosociality, his refusal to write in-depth female characters limits the universality of his body of work (girlfriend leaves the room) if matt johnson was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

okay. i'm just gonna say it. i feel like it needs to be said. everyone has been too quiet on this for too long. the fact that we all act like it's okay that every century gets called one century above what the years make it feel like it should be is NOT OKAY. we can't keep pretending it isn't confusing to hear "18th century" and go "oh yeah, the 1800s - oh wait nooo 1700s." we need to stop letting this happen. we can change history. language is malleable. i'm taking a stance.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

reblog this and tag it with roughly half your url + half of prev's url. GO

"this was our old stuff and we hate it that was bullshit you're idiots for even liking it i can't believe you clapped for that here's the real song faggots" — matt johnson 2026

If he finds out about tumblr we have to promise to band together and kill him