Monkey Slut

damnnnnn 

damn this had like 3k notes yesterday

This is everything Smeyer wished Life and Death was like

The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious 

tbh i never deal with my emotions i just let them ravage my body and then i go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

[🎇 I showed up] [🚻 I didn’t hide in the bathroom (for long)] [👀 I made eye contact with a cashier] [⭐ I survived a panic attack] [☎ I made a phone call] [💜 I was kind to myself today]

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

there was a financial crisis

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

mike’s hard almond milk

cum

every day i live in regret

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world