they should invent a past that doesn't beat inside me like a second heart

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

you guys remember supernatural? that shit was good or bad, depending 💯

once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

sometimes you are impaled by ten swords and you are still alright because a new day is dawning and sometimes a new day is dawning but it doesn’t help you because you are impaled by ten swords

Baby need smoko

You don’t know what life was like out there

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

Dispel Magic? Uh yeah, I sure hope it is!

Counterspell? Ok, one

"Former antifa member" is funny to me, like ok, I'm fascist now

Exactly. It's like putting armor on your immune system. I trust my skin but this bulletproof vest is way more effective at stopping bullets.