vfib gets the defib🩺

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

This will always be my one of my favorite videos.

That was a good idea

It’s been a rough one. Can’t risk it again.

u know when ur getting dressed and ur just in ur tights and bra and its like wow…this is a lük..shall i just leave it like this..but u are forced into the drapes of societal norms

spotify gives you all of your stats every at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh

Today we oppress tall people

Y’all can’t even reach our shoulders sit down short stack

How you gon oppress anyone from the knees down??? Please have a seat and talk about hoe your feet don’t touch the floor when you sit on swings

The t*ll people are trying to use their height to discourage us but we must resist #ShortPeopleRights

It’s in the Constitution: short people have no rights.

microphobia will not be tolerated 🙅🏾‍♀️

Can you speak up? Can’t hear you from all the way down there.

This makes me so happy cause IM PLAYING HER IN A PLAY FOR SCHOOL

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are

Coincidence?? I think not!!