to lose something that should have been immortal

I think it’s time I do everything I ever wanted

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

I'm so endeared by the French term for a stray cat being "chat errant." This implies the existence of a stray knight. Or that a chat errant is searching for noble purpose.

sorry about all the mean things i said when i was right

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”