i'm all yours tonight

Date a cutie who calls you both dude and babe

lips: soft face: soft hair: soft heart: soft

lips: chapped face: oily hair: greasy heart: clogged

palms: sweaty knees: weak arms: heavy vomit: on his sweater already mom’s: spaghetti

Hair: Wack Gear: Wack Jewlery: Wack Footstance: Wack The way that he talks: Wack Way he doesn’t even like to smile: Wack Me: Tight as fuck

Confidence: A must Cockiness: A plus Edginess: A rush Edges: I like em rough

Fresh paint job: check Fresh inside: check Is the outside frame in the trunk wide: yes Are the rims big: what? Do it ride good: good

Stop making fun of people’s jobs. It doesn’t matter if someone is the ceo of a business company, doctor, fry cook, retail worker, janitor, teacher, whatever. They’re doing what they gotta to to support themselves, and it’s none of your business. 

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around

i just want girls to know that its ok to hold girls hands n shit but its ALSO ok to want a girl to rail u so hard u forget ur name. nothin wrong with that

Black clothes makes everything better.

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

I like conversations where I don’t have to think about what to say. It just comes naturally.