Everybody shut up and
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
noise dept.

shark vs the universe

roma★
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
wallacepolsom

$LAYYYTER

cherry valley forever

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Everybody shut up and

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One of my all-time favorite Worm moments still has to be when Taylor meets Scapegoat. They trade injuries, he goes “you’re fucking blind?!” and spends the rest of the chapter being dragged around by his teammates while Taylor looks on thinking “I wonder if his power makes the damage worse for him?” Meanwhile she’s in so much less pain than before that she describes the feeling as euphoric. My dissociative queen 🪲
Destroy everything.

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I super quick doodle for the fic i have read recently. it was MHAx JJK crossover, the one where first year trio was sent to MHA world. and the story is so good that i just cannot stop thinking about it. the characterization of megumi and nobara is so good and the plot is really wonderful.
frog in a well by unolvrs
summery: In a world plagued by villains, heroes, and supernatural powers that may as well be cursed techniques, Fushiguro Megumi and Kugisaki Nobara conclude that the only way to capture the attention of the missing Itadori Yuuji is to force their faces on screen.(Or: the frogs learn to live outside the well, while missing a third of themselves, and that is by attending Japan’s number one hero school.)
In my ideal alternate universe where the writers actually had ideas for Sha’re and she gets to move to earth, the first thing she does is demand the education the goa’uld so long denied everyone on abydos.
And Daniel is like well of course. We can work on getting you a GED— and she’s like no I want one of the fancy ones like you have. A graduate degree. I know it will take years which is why I wish to start now.
And he’s like well you’ve got a natural talent for language and you already know a language descended from ancient Egyptian, you could pursue Egyptology—
And she’s like no I don’t need one of your credentials to be an expert on my own people. I want to know what your people know. I want to know where you keep your knowledge and help defend it.
Which eventually leads to the adventures of Sha’re of Abydos: student of library sciences.
(Her library sciences degree ends up being helpful and plot-relevant an improbable number of times, but not so many times that she’d have to be a regular on the show. This is still network television)
Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
Return to the home with the lie the truth crushing her soul.
I know this is not Worm's vibe at all.
But I am obsessed with making up AUs in which Taylor is adopted by Dragon and Colin.
It's like... my power fantasy.
A preteen Taylor, having her robot mom and cyborg dad, being her intense autistic antisocial self, receiving the healthiest parenting ever.
*emotional sobs*

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Dragonflight <3
"you already left kudos here"
And??? Let me like it again??? Clearly it deserves more??
Chloe carrying a high supermax back to the observatory 🥹🥹
Kofi
Caledon has seen a significant increase in graduate student applicants interested in Photography since the hiring of Professor Caulfield.
Yasmin Fayyad knew what she was doing. 😏 BONUS: The three simps who would often sneak in Max's classes.
god I missed Chloe. why is this so funny

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chicks DIG the undercut.
Yoink pt. 1
Also in classic version
P.S. Max’s version coming up next