you have played the game well

it’s nothing a fundamentally different life couldn’t fix

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

my jeans r clean forever until i spontaneously decide they aren’t anymore and i wash them

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you

you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then