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Any tips on how to write Simon?
I am struggling so bad you wouldn't believe me😭
oh do i ever. i may be insane about character study but it continues to serve me well. i have a full character history/analysis that i use for reference if you guys would ever want to see that as well!
one of the biggest mistakes i've seen in the way people characterize Simon is that he often (but certainly not always!) tends to fall into one of two portrayals: either he's extremely aggressive and borderline abusive or he's a poor little guy who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time during the attack on Filament Station.
listen to me when i tell you this. neither of these are true. Simon is sort of a difficult guy to write because he's an extremely morally complex character. Simon earned the nickname 'The Butcher' well before the attack on Filament because among his brothers he was the most aggressive in the fight for resources between Eden and the COI. he has minimum 62 deaths on his hands and we only have that number because that was the casualty from the attack on Filament. Simon has absolutely killed more people than that.
however, Simon is not an inherently confrontational or aggressive character. does he get aggressive? does he spend basically the entire movie confronting? oh, absolutely, but that's because SImon is utterly desperate to survive. that is his ultimate, intrinsic motivation. Simon has never been guaranteed another day and he's had to claw tooth and nail for the resources he needed to stay alive.
he was entirely— albeit frustratedly— willing to submit and comply to the demands of the COI if it meant he got to go home. he spends the entire movie trying to get the information they want and literally begging to just go home. he also displayed an immense amount of remorse when he almost certainly caused that guy's death by blasting him with a fuckton of radiation— Simon has killed because he had to, not because he wanted to, and he's haunted by a guilty conscious because of it.
so, all that being said, how do you write him? it's pretty heavily dependent on what setting you're writing him in but the most important thing i can impart upon you is this:
if he's not in a horror move, do not write Simon like he's in a horror movie. please, i am fucking begging you. if Simon is in a situation where he's not having to literally kill to survive— and if he's aware of this— he's not going to be reacting like he's in a horror movie. if we're dropping him into PHM, that's not a horror movie setting. he will not be having to choose between fight or flight for every single one of his reactions.
Simon is also a pretty distrusting character just by nature of the way he grew up and how he had to operate in the world— it's going to take him a while before he gets to a place where he's comfortable in any way shape or form.
basically you gotta write him like he's a rescue dog. initially he'll be incredibly jumpy and skittish and he will absolutely lash out but that's because he's scared. Simon, at his core, is scared and reacting on instinct when he feels like he's being threatened.
since we never saw Simon outside of a horror movie setting you'll absolutely have to take some creative liberties with how you write him. personally i interpret him as pretty docile but the most important thing is just to make sure you're not making him one-dimensional. we as people are multifaceted and so are our characters.
tldr, Simon is complex and you have to write him as such.
i fear i’m not immune to crackships with weirdly similar stories
this is based on @oof-ouch-yikes fic within a spectroscopic binary that i’ve been fucking obsessed with the last few days THEY ARE SO SOFT IT HURTS
One of my favorite Bloodymary tropes is Simon dropping some random childhood trauma lore and mandated-reporter-middle-school-teacher Grace going:
I’m obsessed

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Our saving Grace.
this is how that scene went, right?
hi guys is anyone still Alive after that mark video
ok wait NO i need to talk about this actual official Ace Attorney art some more
obviously, the fact that Miles Edgeworth has a picture of Phoenix Wright wearing only a towel is pretty fucking great
Miles Edgeworth owns a ruffly pink apron
Charley the plant is there, suggesting that this is taking place in the Wright & Co. office. how did all four of these people wind up in Phoenix’s office together? did they plan this ahead of time or were they just all there like “so…..you know what we could do to pass the time…..”? how did that conversation go
Phoenix’s office has spiderwebs in it
they are so dedicated to building a life-sized chocolate sculpture of Phoenix Wright that they took the time to build a wire base for it
in addition to Phoenix’s nudes, they also have another picture on the wall, handwritten notes, and a to-scale sketch of Phoenix that I would bet was drawn by Larry
look how serious and studious Miles’ face is omfg
Phoenix somehow missed all of this going on in his office. where has he been? what has he been doing? how long did it take for them to build his entire torso and head?
how much chocolate did they have to buy for this? none of these people have money except for Edgeworth. how much money did Edgeworth spend on making a life-size chocolate sculpture of his crush
and, finally, just to make this picture even weirder: that calendar seems to say that it’s from 2008. per the canon timeline, in 2008, Phoenix and Miles would have been 16 years old, Larry would have been 15, Maya would be 9 and Pearl would be a fucking fetus.
in conclusion, this is a truly fine piece of art and belongs in a goddamn museum
Larry Butz is canonically a Fey. Fuck the Miles Edgeworth is a Fey theory, fuck Phoenix Wright is a Fey theory, make room for Larry Fucking Fey
Wait, what? WHAT?! WHAT!?!?!? This is vital information?!??!

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Can’t believe you left this in the tags @thewitchywinnie
need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"
your brain is unfathomably colossal
My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.
Not in a hateful, cruel way, but because my name is Newt, and I think "Newt & Marmalade" sounds like a detective agency that solves mysteries for tiny garden critters.

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I have no words.
ok anyways. post this beast
I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO