trash can with eldarya&mcl stuff

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

E.g.

If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Don’t risk it. Your body knows.

If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but you’ll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.

Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.

Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.

Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say “hey dad! Yep, I’m almost there, I’m sending you the route.” outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.

If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say “Betty, oh my god, I haven’t seen you in so long!”. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know you’re trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.

If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like “hey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If you’d like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.” This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when you’re in a crowded train and you notice harassment.

1. The colour of it has changed

2. It’s become cloudy-looking

3. There more bubbles in it than should be

4. The ice in it sinks

The first time I was groped, I was 10 years old. Do you feel sick yet? 10 years. What kind of fucker gropes a 10 y/o?

-If there is a strange looking man in front of your building who doesn’t live there, walk around the block until he leaves so he can’t figure out that you live there and so he can’t kidnap you

-if a man is groping you against your will, go for the balls. always go for the balls. It’ll 1) hurt like hell, and 2) shock him to the point where you can probably run away and get help.

1: if you’re reading a book with a large number of pages, you know, those BIG ONES, or with the hard cover, don’t leave it at home and never bring outside. I’m not saying to bring it everywhere, but if you are going to any possible dangerous places alone, bring them, in a purse or even by hand (to show it to everyone). Believe me, if you hit someone with it, it will hurt them!!

2: hairspray works just like pepper spray

3: if your being attacked, and you don’t have any pointed objects, neither training, put your fingers on the predators eyes and press it. With all your strength, it will leave them blind or disabled. Use it only if your life is in risk!

4:

5: the iPhones have a great setting that if you press it will call police, send them photos of your back and front cameras and send a message to the contacts you select saying your in danger; press 5times the “turn off” button and it will appear -sometimes you have to activate it before-

6:

I’m so happy to share these tips.

When walking in a parking lot, either past cars that or not yours or when approaching your own car to get in always check the back seat first before getting in

get your car or house keys out of your pockets or purse before heading to your car or front door. Do not dawdle rummaging for things until you are safely inside with the doors locked.

when parked, lock your car doors - cannot stress this enough

do not sit dawdling in your car in a parking lot. Windows are easy to smash. Get in your car, drive. 

If someone gets in the back of your car and wants you to drive, accelerate backward. They’re never prepared for this.

If you feel as if you are being followed, call a friend on the phone and start talking about anything. Helps to have a code phrase so they know why you are calling. If you can’t get ahold of anyone, pretend to talk on the phone. Do not text. Stay on the phone until you are somewhere safe. 

If you live alone, when you get home immediately lock your door and turn all your lights on. If you can afford smart bulbs, get smart bulbs and turn on your lights before you get home.

Keep a ranged/reach weapon in your home. Like a baseball bat or umbrella.

Keep a weapon in every room. Pepper spray in drawers is very effective. Baseball bat by your bed.

Try to avoid using close-range things which can be easily used against you. This is why I don’t like pocket knives. It’s too easy for an attacker to overpower you, now you’ve pissed them off, you might get stabbed. Be smart. 

Avoid fights. Run. Do not engage. Scream. If you’ve come into contact and kicked them in the balls or something. Run. Do not keep hitting them. Just run.

If you think someone is following your car, take several right turns. If they are still following you after going in a circle, you are definitely being followed. Call the cops or a friend. Do not go home. 

If you think you are being followed. Do not go home. You will lead them to where you live and that’s an awful idea. Do not go home until you are certain you’re no longer being followed.

Get a dog. Preferably something with a loud bark.

If you live somewhere that allows guns and you are comfortable with them, get a shotgun. Everyone knows what cocking a shotgun sounds like and this instills fear. You probably won’t even have to use it. If you do have to use it, then the shotgun spread will mean that you won’t have to be terribly accurate. 

If you are a female living alone, buy a pair of VERY LARGE men’s shoes and stick them outside your door. People are less likely to go for you if they think you live with a giant man. 

Put a lock on your bedroom door if you don’t already have one. If they get through your front door, then they still have to get through your bedroom door. This buys you some time.

Buy a door alarm. They are cheap and extremely loud. Door alarms will deter most thieves and predators, since they draw attention which is the last thing they want.

If someone gropes you in public in a crowded space call them out. Scream. Draw attention. Embarrass them. 

Do not go to bars alone. Tell someone where you are going. What time you expect to be back. Go with a trusted friend or preferably a group.

If you take your eyes off your drink even for a second, that drink is now dead to you. I don’t care how expensive it is.

I haven’t done realism in at least 5 months ugh

UGH WHY:

#Greathairday

‘… why you do this?’:

‘What the FUQ u looking at me for, mate!?’

‘YEEEEEEEEEE SUCKAS’:

#Ballin’

When a hot stranger walks by:

When they ask ‘who was the weak link in the group project’:

When you find that REAL GOOD FIC:

‘MMMMM GUUURL’

When your boss tells you to do something, so you do it, but then realise you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing:

When you keep doing the job but still dont know what you’re doing and how has no one noticed yet!!???

fuck it i’m done

me, 4 hours later:

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”