nagisa is the only boyfriend i need™

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

Not the official Pokemon account stealing old tumblr posts

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

Is this…shipping discourse?

DHL be like: you’ve got a package in Japan going to the US? *snorts line of Adderall* Itll be there in 3 days. And then it is.

even yours

arts and crafts are killing me. badly

update i’m so powerful i could fuck god if i wanted

this is the experience of being an artist in a nutshell. at all times you are at one of these two poles and you never remember the other exists until it's too late

This puts her at like 8 feet tall

When you're like 5 and your parents tell you to quit being shy and say hello to your extended family