¿Qué tal, bro?

Happy Chrimmus

It’s Chrismin

Merry Crisis

Merry Chrysler

!!!!!!!!!!!

“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”

september 30th: waiting for an invitation to arrive october 1st: going to a party where no ones still alive

my brother: oh I love this spatula my brother: *smacks it against his ass* spatula: breaks clean in half

hey take this quiz and put in the tags your moon sign & what type of angel you are

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

THIS WORKS!!

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

Edgar Allen Bitch

F. Thot Fitzgerald

Emily Thiccinson