*screams*

MC: Please introduce yourself Yoongi: -throws glitter from pocket- Yoongi: I’m Suga. 

Interviewer: What will you be in 10 years? Yoongi: 33 years old. 

Namjoon: -does aegyo for more meat- Yoongi: A downside of capitalism. Interviewer: Please reveal a secret about yourselves. Yoongi: When we take a bath we take off all our clothes. Yoongi: -chooses himself as victim for mafia to kill- BTS: lmao why would you do that Yoongi: I have no reason to live on “We actually all had abs at one point, but since its summer, the chocolate has melted.”

[Namjoon doesn’t dry his back after showering] Yoongi: he says “it will dry off anyway,” then why live if you die anyway?

“In my next life, I want to be reborn as a rock.”  Any specialties? Yoongi: breathing for 25 years straight. 

-gives Jin a $15 Min Yoongi acrylic stand for Christmas-

part one here [x]

“what’s something you’re looking forward to doing in america?”  yoongi: I’ve always wanted to nap in a different country. taehyung: -rapping- yoongi: I think I’m going to get indigestion

namjoon: oh! there’s a prize that’d be perfect for you yoongi. yoongi: is it cash yoongi, standing in a massive wardrobe: why don’t I have any clothes.  jin: sandeul is 25? why is he so old?? yoongi, leaning up to whisper in jin’s ear: you are also Old jhope: suga! can you say a word for our fans? yoongi: a word jhope: a little more than that yoongi: two words  [picking someone for punishment] “I pick someone who I love very much….myself.”  Interviewer: what is something you’d like to throw away in 2018 jin: I want to throw my old pictures away namjoon: I want to throw unnecessary thoughts away yoongi: I want to throw myself away

yoongi, playing the role of a female exchange student:  you think I’m a pushover? i have a gun in my bag

jungkook: here, take my jacket, its cold. female exchange student yoongi: I think I like your shirt better.  “Since the wifi was down, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about who I am as a person.”  taehyung: you know, I was seriously considering putting those Min Yoongi standees you gave me for christmas on sale online yoongi: if you did that, I would have bought them and given them to you again.  yoongi: it’d be like a mobius strip

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(in a heavier, more tortured new jersey accent) i don’t wanna make it. i just, wanna,