Cupid's arrow is now lodged in your spine

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone there “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

So the Muppets are very gay then

British people will be the most prudish people ever but their address is 69 Rogering Street in Dick-Upon-Bollockshire

feelin like those pics of michael myers eating rn

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

Trans people invented sex actually

"I loved her to the point of invention" is extremely fucking raw and I adore it.

Item: Electric Sea-Peach, an oversized aquatic plant that causes anyone that touches it to light up with a harmless pink glow

Cringemobile

my fav Junji Ito story is the one with the /fit/ neighbor guy who lifts gravestones for the ulimate gainz+attention combo and who gets kicked out by everyone because he won’t fucking stop lifting their ancestors graves every goddamn night in his underwear

do the ghosts admire his sick-ass muscles

Spoilers but yeah that’s literally the final twist. The night after the dude is kicked out and everyone’s like “Thank god that creep is gone,” all the ghosts come out and go “Where the fuck is our himbo?”