i was born to speak all mirth and no matter

I wasn’t aware I needed to hear Dracula say “Fuck you fuck you fuck you” today, but it turns out that I did.

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

The world is so full of love. Even if its hard to find sometimes. Love will always be here. And it will always prevail in the end

there are two wolves inside of me. one is wolf 359. one is wolf 359's clone that i've locked outside my space station in the middle of a solar flare.

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

Jonathan Podcaster Sims, telling his parents about the new horror series he's writing: I might need you to voice some characters, if you've got the time. Mom, could you voice the previous head archivist? she dies violently. shot three times. yeah. and dad, could you voice the mysterious librarian? he dies violently too. brutal pipe murder. he's beaten to death brutally. with a pipe. right after talking to the protagonist, Jonathan Sims. I named the main character after myself. his parents are dead, by the way. they died violently. I voice the protagonist of course. I go in to work every day and play Jonathan Sims, the guy with dead parents. and I'm asking you, my parents, to voice two characters who are dead. if that's alright with you.

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot