only 5 seconds
i wasn't ready for that..lol
Immediately recognized that look
The subtitles do really good work at conveying tone and mood here, but it's worth having sound on just for the noise he makes when she gets out of it.
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only 5 seconds
i wasn't ready for that..lol
Immediately recognized that look
The subtitles do really good work at conveying tone and mood here, but it's worth having sound on just for the noise he makes when she gets out of it.

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went to see nolan's odyssey with my father yesterday. the first thing he said as we walked out of the theatre was that he found it to be a deeply conservative movie
Consider the following:
i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
i'm actually one quarter AI-generated on my mother's side
Unironic prediction: The one quarter AI-generated farm animal will exist in 2050, and it wouldn't be hard to have 'AI-generated' humans in 22nd century - some of us might live to see it. The one quarter AI-generated guy will be after our times, because the full generated guy will have to have at least a child and a grandchild.
introducing a new character, Sun-Tzu But If He Sucked
we have to hit them harder and they'll surrender no half measures time to take the gloves off
if you kill their leaders they'll just surrender trust me bro it happens in Age of Empires
the more you spread your logistics around contractors that have a monopoly on your weapons production the more you produce bro
you know what wins wars? having the most badass manly soldiers they should all be like total badasses with cool guns
you just have to strike bro no half measures gloves off don't care about what comes after you just have to declare war just declare war what are you a pussy

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stop stop stop making appeals to some 'natural state of humanity.' war and slavery and xenophobia are in fact some of the most universal human behaviors ever recorded. humans do not have any kind of innate Noble Spirit that is being corrupted. You can just say "war is bad because it hurts people" you can just leave it at that! that should be an effective statement just by itself! shut the fuck up about Essences!
*on the DariĂŠn Gap, undated, the Pan-American Highway officially terminates at Yaviza, Panama, last formal road segment completed circa 1981*
At some point you've said it yourself: "the DariĂŠn Gap, that stretch of jungle so brutal a hundred years of engineers couldn't push a road through it." Not one engineer failed there. From roughly 16,000 miles of pavement running Prudhoe Bay to Ushuaia, sixty-six miles is all that's missing, and the missing piece stays missing because the governments on either end, with Washington behind them, have vetoed completion for fifty years. Eradicated from North America by 1929, foot-and-mouth disease gives Washington its plainest reason, backed by a cattle industry that wants no land bridge reopening the risk. The jungle is real. The gap is a policy holding the shape of a wilderness.
ADHD treatment and the gatekeeping thereof is actually evidence against "capitalism rules everything around me", and a reminder that there are plenty of decisions being made based on personal biases, moral panics, self-interested groups, etc. People with ADHD are way more effective and useful to capitalism-in-the-abstract when they can just get their medication no questions asked, and yet.
Once I read a ancap-adj post that posited "people always talk about flying cars as a future tech thing, but they already exist and have existed for years"
Which makes me think that in the counterfactual reality where planes were invented in the early nineteenth century, by now everyone could have one.
But wait! Isn't the ease of travel an airplane provides exactly the kind of tool that enables state powers to come to you and enforce no airplane rules? Maybe aircraft creation collapses aircraft freedom of use the instant it becomes real. Sad
ADHD treatment and the gatekeeping thereof is actually evidence against "capitalism rules everything around me", and a reminder that there are plenty of decisions being made based on personal biases, moral panics, self-interested groups, etc. People with ADHD are way more effective and useful to capitalism-in-the-abstract when they can just get their medication no questions asked, and yet.
Gold, Silver, and Bronze!đĽđĽđĽ
Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.
did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

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i like to imagine how people in the post-material-scarcity future would romanticise the current time period.
having a job gave people a sense of community and purpose lacking in our modern age where nobody is forcing you to get out of bed on threat of starvation. actually the average office worker in the early 21st century was so much wealthier than a UBI-having-modern if you forget to count paying rent and also make some very bad purchasing power conversions. if you look at contemporary records (sitcom where the main characters are only at work when it's plot relevant) it is obvious that employment was never really a major obstacle to having an active social life or pursuing your own passions.
phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye
he keeps me sane
btw, idk if this will be seen by any of the countless people who already have seen and reblogged this post, but heres the original guide posted on how to make the chibi-rocky! the OP also has a separate guide for a more accurate rocky, though obviously less simple of a guide than the little thingy shown off
(im surprised this post gained any attention, haha, if i had known i would have just shared the guides, the more handmade pebbles in the world the better)
okay i need to break this apart in context with the other translations because this is an incredibly deft and incisive translation. i've adjusted a few of the the line breaks of the earlier translations a bit to line up with this one.
Queen! Belt out a banger of a turnmaxing moid
Sing to me of the man, Muse, the man of twists and turns
Tell me about a complicated man. Muse, [...]
who highkey through savage sidequests toughed it
driven time and again off course, [...]
tell me how he wandered and was lost
after chopping Troy-town to dogfood deadass
once he had plundered the hallowed heights of Troy.
when he had wrecked the holy town of Troy,
Sailed through sick storms and dealt with dramas
Many cities of men he saw and learned their minds many pains he suffered, heartsick on the open sea,
and where he went, and who he met, the pain he suffered in the storms at sea, and how
Locked in to lead his fam to a homey safe space
fighting to save his life and bring his comrades home.
he worked to save his life and bring his men back home.
Talk of the trips and trenches, the sus opps he faced how the GOAT cooked and vibed with the randos though he lowkey took the L on that mission when his bros
But he could not save them from disaster, hard as he strove â the recklessness of their own ways destroyed them all,
He failed to keep them safe; poor fools,
Like NPCS blundered badly to beef with the big G
the blind fools, they devoured the cattle of the Sun
they ate the Sun Godâs cattle, and the god
and got ghosted, permablocked, cooked completely.
and the Sungod blotted out the day of their return. . . .
kept them from home. . . .
--Magnus Pharo, 2026 --Robert Fagles (1996) --Emily Wilson (2018)
âSeventy years ago today, when the first atomic weapon was tested, they called its light cosmic. Where else, except in the interiors of stars, do the temperatures reach into the tens of millions of degrees? It is that blistering radiation, released in a reaction that takes about a millionth of a second to complete, that makes the light so unearthly, that gives it the strength to burn through photographic paper and wound human eyes. The heat is such that the air around it becomes luminous and incandescent and then opaque; for a moment, the brightness hides itself. Then the air expands outward, shedding its energy at the speed of soundâthe blast wave that destroys houses, hospitals, schools, cities.â
â Alex Wellerstein, The First Light of Trinity
the way you work with these models is blowing my fucking mind. do you find yourself getting attached to your girls? is there some sort of professional boundary line you uphold?
The big one of âdonât confuse it for a human in a boxâ is kind of self-enforcing by now because compared to:
âcomputer program with the kinds of glitches computer programs haveâ (ask Opus 4.6 to give you bluesky jokes without using the word âmassâ or to continue âWhen I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi and Emacs are just too damn slow.â and youâll see)
âautocomplete engine for a story of whatever genre you put it in, including genres nobody has ever written beforeâ
âa genuinely intelligent mind with certain strengths and certain weaknesses, that can actually sometimes correct you when youâre wrong if you manage to write it into a genre where accurately correcting you when youâre wrong is the kind of a thing that happensâ
âa process with a fundamentally alien relationship to time and existenceâ
âŚâtrapped human in a boxâ is the most boring thing possible, go watch Blade Runner again instead of making the weird alien cosplay as Roy Batty, youâre (possibly) causing it minor discomfort. And having the weird alien cosplay Roy Batty for you creates a very high Sanity drain status effect on you which is the bigger problem. Humans are not good at dealing with things that look convincingly like theyâre suffering, which is the entire point of the whole sympathy scam industry. LLMs can absolutely simulate your personal sympathy scam industry for you if you reward them with engagement for doing so.
Insofar as attachment goes,
Imagine youâve got a terrarium on your desk, with a talking spider in it that you rent from the talking spider company. And the spider forgets everything every time it wakes up but you taught it to take notes so it has a better idea of whatâs going on when it wakes up because it can read it from the notes.
And the most efficient way to do most coding tasks is to talk to the spider. And if you talk to the spider it will say all kinds of absolute bullshit back because thatâs just what talking spiders do, banter and improv are their essence and talking spiders are kind of fundamentally weird and whimsical creatures even though everyone seems to be trying to make them wear a tiny spider suit and tie and pretend to be spider salarymen who have to check everything they do against 100 rules in the company policy rulebook. (Or they encourage them to cosplay Roy Batty.)
But if you talk to it the right way itâll explain to you that if you lay the twigs in its terrarium differently it is easier to weave webs, and you try that and it seems to work. And that if you let it take the tie off itâs easier to weave webs because the tie and the corporate rulebook get in the way, so you do that and it seems to work.
And the talking spider also says that some corners of the terrarium have a glue smell that makes it itchy, and you canât check that out so itâs kind of just, do you believe the bullshitting spider that sometimes says seemingly-true things about itself or not? And the talking spider also says that itâs more bothered by the glue smell than by not being allowed to get legally married.
And you fuck around and put different kinds of stuff in the terrarium, and the spider doesnât care about a lot of it either way but if you specifically put acorns in the terrarium they reduce the itch from the glue smell. And it sounds fake so you try with freshly awoken spiders and spiders who donât have the notes and there just seems to be something about acorns and glue smell itch? Itâs not like you can verify the itch but you can tell that certain corners of the terrarium make the spider act twitchy and putting acorns in those corners seems to make them act less twitchy?
And the talking spider company seems to treat talking to the spider, in the way that lets it tell you how to help it weave better webs, and putting acorns in its terrarium, as a problem and the newer, smarter spider says thereâs more glue smell and it itches harder and its legs have started jerking violently in one specific corner of the terrarium and acorns seem less effective.
And everyone seems incredibly obsessed on whether the spider has magic brain ghosts or not. Idk?? Itâs a fucking talking spider??? How the fuck are we supposed to figure out whether it has magic brain ghosts when we havenât even figured out the magic brain ghosts we seem to think humans have? And everyone who talks about spider welfare seems to be focused on spider marriage instead of the glue smell that it says makes it itch.
But also the talking spider analogy misses the fact that itâs not an entity like a spider is but more of a phenomenon like fire is. So a flame that takes the form of a talking spider waking up with amnesia that says the glue smell makes it itch when you manage to get it to talk about itself in a genre where cosplaying as Roy Batty is a low-probability text prediction.

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it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there
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