no coke thanks

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

the thing about nonfiction is you come out of it with several more books to put on your to be read list and it's only gonna branch out from there so really the only solution is to read every book in human history starting at the beginning

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

if you’re gonna be miserable and sad at least do it while you’re looking at some beautiful trees and the sun is warming your back etc etc #enjoyyoursummer

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

white gays be like i realllllllllly wanna do white supremacy but in a queer way #slay

i have a close friend from hs who despises dogs she would never hit or a abuse a dog but she is terrified of them and thinks they r stupid and untrustworthy and need to be away from ppl ….meanwhile her uncle bred dogs and she saw her little brother get mauled by two of them…and she does not talk about it bc its traumatic and yet ppl like that would assume shes a bitch for it and needs to be crucified but like shes never gonna have any pets…..so what does it matter like…its so ridiculous