i wanna be a cowboy babey

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

i know about external disc drives. i want it built into my computer. i want to be able to put a dvd directly into my computer and watch it

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

nevermind he’s extremely naughty and has terrorized multiple people this morning

Everyone shut up. There's images of men in comprising positions online you can look at

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

you dont want character ai you want to roleplay with someone

you will be far happier if you roleplay with someone instead. i prommy

lestat to me is truly the character of all time because this is a guy who when he was mortal and even to some extent after is completely obsessed with the notion of goodness and being good; especially after he manages to kill seven wolves he's like something is seriously wrong with me something inside me has hardened and also i want to slaughter my brothers and father in their beds. but before he's driven to that point he manages to escape his isolated and barren domicile and become the guy he wants to be in paris — and then he gets snatched out of bed and turned into the societal embodiment of evil, a vampire. turns out lestat who was always so desperate to aspire to conventional goodness is instead deemed worthy by this grotesque quote unquote monster who bequeaths to him a cellar full of mangled corpses. he's so repulsed he throws up his own blood and then gets down on his hands and knees to lick it back up. you think surely this is it this must be when his insanity arc starts; is he going to launch himself into the fire, perpetuate the cycle? is he going to be magnus 2.0? you look over to find out and this asshole is doing absolutely overjoyed somersaults and cartwheels in the woods

how grateful i am to not be a teenager during the era of tiktok