so sorry i called you kidnappable earlier, let's take a drive and talk this through ok?

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

ocean.com/fish

ocean.com/fish/careers

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked Daeron the Dreamer and he said he saw a fire. and a dead dragon. a great beast with wings so large they could cover this meadow. it had fallen on top of you. but you were alive, and the dragon was dead.

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written