Sharp tongue

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

like to charge, reblog to cast.

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

no one talks about the withdrawal you go through when you stop talking to someone you used to talk to every day. your body still reaches for them, your phone feels heavier, your nights feel longer and you keep craving a text that isn’t coming

,,Den schnapp ich mir" proceeds to not schnapp him

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this