Screaming Into The Void

ADHD is just a constant cycle of suddenly remembering you’re in the middle of something

Just found out we're supposed to be LEARNING in online classes 😳😳😳 this is kinda embarrassing

me with undiagnosed ADHD for 17 years of my life, showing up halfway through everything all the time: I would like to apologize for being late, and take the liberty of blaming it on the fact that I am gay

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this

at my funeral: *everyone is sitting in their seats when all of a sudden “i like to move it” by king julian blasts through the speakers and all of a sudden my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and it just starts dancing*

everyone in these notes saying the songs not by king julian can die with me too

limit pasta consumption

blocked

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

@asleepinawell