joanna 🌀

homoerotic fighting from demetrius and lysander…hermia kissing helena….he/she puck….here’s how we stay winning

if i see the bride and it's not good you guys will never hear from me again, they'll have send me to the circus because i'll be a fucking CLOWN!!!! do you know how long i've been saying "oh my gosh, my favourite actress and favourite actor are gonna be in a movie together and its like a frankenstein version of bonnie and clyde????" and it has a 3.1 on letterboxd??? i'm so sick of this cinephile shit. i've basically been an unpaid publicist for that fucking movie so if it's not the best thing i've ever seen i actually swear to everything holy-

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

Reblog this triple-dead post for something good to happen to you this week.

explaining the phrase "which could mean nothing" to @magiclion is probably my best decision of the year

i think of it so often now it's amazing

i'm very very slowly infecting the people around me with it it's brilliant

If a system needs to be abused for poor people to get the help they need, I don't think poor people are the problem.

last sentence woke me like a sleeper agent

i actually made this post bc i saw your user and was like. there are destiel memes to be made about this

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

last sentence woke me like a sleeper agent

when I’m checking out at the register and the cashier is clearly having a horrible day, I feel like I am under so much pressure to speak soooo gently and pleasantly. like I am handling a skittish and traumatized horse. here I am offering my credit card so efficiently. here is an apple from my palm

explaining the phrase "which could mean nothing" to @magiclion is probably my best decision of the year

i think of it so often now it's amazing

i'm very very slowly infecting the people around me with it it's brilliant