#bea babbles

if i see the bride and it's not good you guys will never hear from me again, they'll have send me to the circus because i'll be a fucking CLOWN!!!! do you know how long i've been saying "oh my gosh, my favourite actress and favourite actor are gonna be in a movie together and its like a frankenstein version of bonnie and clyde????" and it has a 3.1 on letterboxd??? i'm so sick of this cinephile shit. i've basically been an unpaid publicist for that fucking movie so if it's not the best thing i've ever seen i actually swear to everything holy-

warhammer is so stupid, has me saying shit like “Sloppity Bilepiper” with a straight face

So, my brother has told me a bunch of times that he doesn't like Harry Potter and that he’ll never like it, but this morning I heard Hedwig’s Theme coming out of his room and just caught him talking about Draco Malfoy with his friends... what a liar lmao 

they should make cigarettes that are healthy and don't hurt you and have protein just so you can look like you're in a cool artsy indie film, or a scorsese movie whatever floats your boat

ugh i'm rewatching newsies (1992) and it just got to santa fe MY HEART