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Okay what if instead of a half time show they would just shoot Trump on the pitch

rewatching s1 and i cant believe people hate trinity, she's literally so funny and sooo obviously trying to make friends but simply can not be vulnerable without immediately covering it up with a joke. trinity haters your days are numbered

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

The knowledge gap between people who have been playing Minecraft on and off casually since 2011 and children who watch Minecraft videos 24/7

i was wondering why my eyes hurt so badly and i’d turned my screen’s brightness up full so i could see the goddamn movie i was watching. please add lighting to your movie scenes it doesn’t matter if it makes it scarier if i can’t see the monster in the first place like i’m just looking at myself bro