yeah

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender