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I'm not a sam winchester apologist because that implies he did something wrong

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

when the grave desecration brothers show up asking where your dead relative is buried

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

i live for ‘Reluctant Mand’alor Din Djarin’ and deep down you too wish to see a disgruntled dad apply all 7 of their parenting skills to unite a divided people to reclaim their lost homeworld, all the while trying to find someone to fight him and take his throne but he cAN’t because everyone he meets swears fealty to him within the hour

no really, in the book of boba fett finale, two whole times Din was like "stay here, I'll handle it I'll save you" and TWICE when that failed Grogu had to step in like "I've got to do everything myself around here" to save Din.

din: grogu addressed boba as “big bald headed bald man” today and i would have reprimanded him and told him to be more respectful, but unfortunately i was laughing too hard.