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welcome to my dark and twisted mind or whatever

i'm natalie (she/they) an early 20-something autism creature. i use tumblr the way god intended - as a personal stickerbook - the contents of which can and will span from critical role/dimension 20, silly memes, dan and phil, heated rivalry, cool science facts, my chemical romance, ABC's 9-1-1, percy jackson, horrible tumblr lore and glee. although, most of my glee!posting is over on my sideblog, @razzberryhairgel. i'm pretty tedious about tagging my content, so hopefully there will be no surprises as you scroll. i'm not spoiler free for any of the above, although i try to tag my spoilers as rigorously as possible. i'm pretty prone to talking to myself in the tags as well, so i hope you enjoy my silly anecdotes <3

i have an open ask box and open messages, don't be scared to drop by anytime. feel free to ask for my twitter/discord/spotify as well :3

#personal #i tried to be thorough without accidentally doxxing myself #did it work?#critical role #glee #my chemical romance #dan and phil #percy jackson #dropout #heated rivalry

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theaterard

i know it’s supposed to be jackie o. but to me she’s channeling arab auntie especially with the sunglasses. like that’s my aunt. my khalto who drives a Mercedes and wears only gucci. khalto gerard who wears her hijab in the turkish style and makes really bitter strong tea and smokes cigarettes while gossiping and asks me when i’m getting married. she dgaf she tells me all the cousins drama and then acts surprised when i dont want to tell her all my secrets.

#my chemical romance #gerard way #my show

is-the-snake-video-cute

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

mastermatoyas

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

exuberantocean

Tumblr porn ban safe snake post

Who is the last one standing in the children’s picture book classics death match?

* Amelia Bedelia

* Arthur

* Babar the Elephant

* The Berenstain Bears

* The Cat in the Hat

* Clifford the Big Red Dog

* Curious George

* Frog and Toad

* Ms. Frizzle

* Winnie the Pooh

* Someone else

* See results

Who is the last one standing in the children’s picture book classics death match?

Amelia Bedelia

Arthur

Babar the Elephant

The Berenstain Bears

The Cat in the Hat

Clifford the Big Red Dog

Curious George

Frog and Toad

Ms. Frizzle

Winnie the Pooh

Someone else

See results

Voting ended onMay 28

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- Frog and Toad get stomped immediately. They’re lovers, not fighters. They have no idea what to do in the situation, AND they’re soft and squishy. Toad is probably poisonous, so he may have some ramifications later in the battle if he gets chomped on, but he won’t be alive to see it.

- Curious George, while he has some buffed agility stats, is still narratively and functionally a human toddler. He’s one of the first to go down.

- Arthur could normally hold his ground for a good bit, but against these specific opponents, he’s toast.

- Pooh could put up a good struggle, but he couldn’t keep it up. He doesn’t have the heart for it.

- Babar has enough bulk to take a good few hits, but he’s too small and slow to deal any good damage and would eventually get chipped down.

- The Berenstain Bears actually last for quite a while. This isn’t because they’re bears, as you may think (their teeth and claws give them some advantages, yes, but the rest of them have the size and shape of regular human beings), but because there’s four of them. Couple that with Mama and Papa’s children being on the line AND the power of God on their side, and they’re the first on the list that actually mean business.

- Clifford can stay in the game due to his sheer size. Everyone above him here has literally no way to touch him, and could be easily crushed by a simple belly flop.

- Amelia Bedelia lasts almost until the end. Every attack directed towards her is dodged or deflected through a variety of contrived circumstances that Bedelia isn’t aware of. She also doesn’t even know that this is a fight.

At the end of the day, it all comes down to the Cat and Mz. Frizzle. Honestly, I can see either of them pulling through, but my money’s on the Friz. However, the Cat is the only one with an actual taste for blood.

#the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

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mlarayoukai-archive

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

sashayed

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

sashayed

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

saxifraga-x-urbium

re ehrc guidance. which is not legally binding.

userlesbian

the wad hat <3

#I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😭😭😭#mr i love my wife/hat from coworker #dan and phil

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pilots-polls

pick your favorite track 4

addict with a pen

slowtown

house of gold

fairly local

my blood

the outside

garbage

Voting ended onMay 29

previous winner(s) under the cut

#surprised hog doesn't have more votes #i love sai and the outside gets stuck in my head the most

furryprovocateur

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

furryprovocateur

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

punkrock-bottom

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

anphivenas

Im in gnome city rn going gnome skydiving and i low key think the parachutes are too small for me lol but i should be okay

anphivenas

weird-goodbyes

the dude had a gun with him. but he just like…chose to stab Eddie. He looked at him and said “I really want to kill this lady, but I feel like you’d look beautiful with a knife wound to the gut.” And you know what? I’m not even mad. Not mad one bit. Because he DID look beautiful with a knife wound to the gut. Shot in the middle of the street, stabbed in the middle of an active shooter situation. Literally the wound doesn’t need to make sense as long as it’s erotic.

#eddie covered in his own blood 🥰🥵🥰🥵#he's so beautiful.......#911 spoilers #eddie diaz #911

kuken-i-buken

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

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omgthatdress

Connor Storrie, it's time to fire your stylist because this is literally the exact same shit you wore to the Golden Globes and Oscars. I mean, YES, you have amazing arms, but COME ON! It's even got the long stupid train-y scarf-y thing!

#like baby.....where's ur whimsy :(#this is THE MET GALA for christ's sake #his curls make me so sad. girl where's ur mousse :(#connor storrie #met gala

texasbama

HUDSON WILLIAMS Met Gala 2026

#i wanna swallow him whole and steal his gender like kirby #hudson williams #met gala

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