Yankee In Argentina

#fireworks in #buenosaires DALE!!!

#acciedent at #eldot in #buenosaires | #argentina #latinamerica #southamerica #ba

Dr senor #yanqui . Here in #buenosaires (well, maybe just the University of Buenos Aires. The wife isnt 100% sure), if you study medicine, you have to go to the cemetery and get bones. You go to the cemetery with a certificate from your University and they give you a set of bones. Super weird, when I first met my wife she had a box of bones in the corner of her room. It took her a while to convince me it wasnt her ex. Ha.... Just another crazy thing about #argentina

Vamos!!! #4x4 at the #campo | #buenosaires #yanqui #argentina

I will never understand this. Why the hell, some Argentinian people, cut off the streets when the lights are off. Okay, so, a few days ago we had a near hurricane in #lomasdezamora. Shit was crazy! Trees down and of course, the lights have been out. The next day, people started burning shit in the streets cutting off the roads not letting people pass. Guess this is the way SOME people think is the best way to get lights back on by blocking bus routes preventing people to get home to their families. If only I spoke perfect #castillano I will give these #boludos a piece of my mind. But my mother in law did. She walks right up to these idiots and said "why dont you do this in front of the energy company? Your just making life harder for your neighbors." (You go Carmen!!). This moron said "oh, im here with my son, i cant wait outside the energy company. Anyway, dont worry woman, there are cameras on the street we wont rob anyone". #WTF !!??!! Yea, you shouldnt rob anyone cause its the right thing to do, and you rather have your little boy burn shit in the streets, run the chance of him getting hit by trucks that were going super fast past our burning shit while you drink that shitty Quilmas beer??!!?? What a ass. Completely the wrong people to be raising kids. Those kids will only grow up to continue this idiot trend. But anyway, truth is, not everyone is like this here in #argentina , but the few fuck it up for everyone. The good people are too busy working and taking care of their family. We dont have the time or energy to hit the streets and rid these ass holes of our barrios. Man, only if I spoke perfect castillano, I would gather the people the Yankee way!!

#waffles in #argentina !! Of course it's layered with #dulcedeleche . Couldnt believe they actually had syrup! | #buenosaires (at La veneciana)

Chilling in a campo con mi familia. Siesta time with my little #yanqui . Ojito eh!! | #buenosaires #campo #farm #lasanantonio #argentina #siesta #family #fam #relaxing (at Estancia La San Antonio)

A day in the #campo with the #fam | #buenosaires #argentina #farm #peacock #bird

Fernetcitos!! All I need now is little coke bottles | #yanqui #yanquistyle #buenosaires #argentina #fernet #makro

@ #Constitucion #buenosaires waiting for the train to leave. Maybe someone will sell me a beer! (@mamadevincent just kidding) #argentina #ba #latinamerica #southamerica #yanqui #yanquistyle

My old apartment building in #retiro . The place where I met mi amor, my wife @mamadevincent . There was an english school on that block. One day I saw a bunch of chicas hermosas and I thought "oh man, this will be easy, just stand there when they get out of class and speak english". Worked like a charm 😘👍. #buenosaires #argentina #iphoneonly

Mira este #yanqui ! #lol Hooking up the internet, got websites to build! Thanks #wisp , the best damn internet provider down here in #buenosaires | #argentina #latinamerica #lomas #lomasdezamora #iphoneonly #eeuu

My little #yanqui in training was staring at the police! | #buenosaires #argentina #lomas #latinamerica southamerica #picstitch

About to Watch #enllamas !! | #buenosaires #ba #argentina #catchingfire

Black face and all. I love Argentinian people, their complete lack of being politically correct. If you're fat, your name is "gordo" shiny, "flaco", dark skin "negro" from the states, "#yanqui" And the beat part, everyone is cool with it. No feelings hurt, no cry of racism. America can learn a lot from Argentinian people, like how to lighten up! | #buenosaires #argentina #iphoneonly #latinamerica #boliva #southamerica #racist #racism

Who needs garbage men when you can just burn your garbage in the streets! Nothing like the smell of burnt plastic in the morning. One of the many joys of living in #buenosaires #argentina | #fire #latinamerica #lomas #villaalbertina #southamerica #traveling #yanqui #iphoneonly #crazy