Certified Lil Guy

i don't have to see the odysessy movie to know it sucks. all the men who liked batmen and refer to movies as "kino" like it and all the women i follow with literature degrees don't. i rest my case

One day, one glorious day, we will open up Tumblr and the crabs wil be raving and the Castiels will be confessing and we will all know that the world has become a better place

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

Pcos being renamed to pmos is fitting because it's Pissing Me Off Syndrome