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this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

she really starts to look like a girl once she starts getting to shit beaten out of her. perhaps we should discuss how snuff is feminizing.

Walk Like No One Is Driving

very polite. 10/10

One incredibly good girl

this crab has better table manners than some of the people I served when I was a waitress at the pub.

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very polite. 10/10

One incredibly good girl

this crab has better table manners than some of the people I served when I was a waitress at the pub.

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

they invented a new kind of jerking off called groping your bruises and whimpering

after last night she was seriously calling my penis the HG psycho gundam mk 2 the way she was conflicted by it the gryp she gave it made it red and purple she became hypnotized by it and formed a chemical reliance on it she said "is this an MG? this is the size of an MG" i said "no its an HG" she said "its like a damn fridge" i said "watch it transform" her eyes looked like luna 2 i was going abao a qu on her gates of zedan i mean i was up in there like it was new hong kong, it was base but i was doing lasers all over her snow covered kilimanjaros i said "how many times was that baby" she said "quattro" i said "bitch i dont SPEAK italian" she said "four" i said "dont ple with me girl i know it was two" she saw that kirakira that shit went zeknova i mean i was hitting it so raw it made her bits spin around in a type of protective barrier so crazy we shocked all of side 6 she was making that lalah sound