Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon

Let me Neon on your Genesis until you Evangelion

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

i'm losing my spark who got a lighter

A man was in our backyard at midnight looking for amphibians tonight.

Mother was afraid, but surely no more than the frogs

Crying bc the events of Pacific's Rim are literally happening right now. January 8 was the day Mako and Raleigh fought those kaijus in the Hong Kong double event. January 12 is the triple event where they close the breach. In two days we cancel the apocalypse.

JANUARY 12. ITS HAPPENING TODAY. ITS HAPPENING NOW. TODAY WE CANCEL THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

the 3st.

The Thirst.

my sister works in a nursery (in scotland for context) and today a kid came up to her and said "can you put on 'release my wee da'? I want to dance" and my sister was like ?? what the fuck is 'release my wee da', so the kid sang a line of it. turns out, feliz navidad

release my wee da everyone ⛄🎄🎅

you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

The lowest point of my life was when I was awarded a free NFT for being a "top redditor"

holy fucking shit