Jack of no trades

i love you mediocre guy who sucks

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

i always forget that people use "just some guy" as an insult because to me it is a neutral to vaguely positive descriptor if not a term of endearment

hey you can grow on me like moss if you dont have any plans for later

happy pride month to this post specifically

it would probably help if you didn't wear a shirt about the embarrassing thing

union mandated hour break

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

[ID: Reid: I actually always treat Lestat like a clown. When I did study acting, clowning was one of my favorite things. And I do see Lestat like a clown. I see him like an auguste clown, which is like a clown that's kind of high status... End ID]