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All women are better looking naked, all men are better looking clothed.
-a bisexual

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Why is Good Posture Good for You
(a thesis by me, a chair noodle)
The good posture not only looks good but it's actually good for you. It is not only a preventative measure, good posture is physical exercise.
If you try to maintain Good Posture â˘ď¸ you will soon feel discomfort in many areas of your body. This is because muscles that you haven't used since you first learned to toddle are being abused.
If you continue the abuse you will train those muscles and tone your body.
That's it that's the rant. Go on with your day.
Hot take: in classic porn The Man Š does labor (plumbing, delivering a pizza) and is reworded with sex. Generations of men have been exposed to these types of scenarios, so they form a belief that Male Labour Š (doing something for a woman) should be reworded with sex. In this essay I will...
Help me Tumblr! What is the name of a YA book (series?) where the FMC is like in a school and she gets some sort of special training to fight/or protect vampires and her instructor's name is like Dimitri? And they get together but after she's of age? I know it's super vague but I believe in you!
Please please PLEASE watch this Christmas spot we got in Spain
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[video description:
View of a town skyline at dusk in the winter, with the J&B Blended Scotch Whiskey logo superimposed on the picture. A flock of sheep walks from left to right, making baaa sounds, their bells jangling. Some Christmas lights with a star are strung along some telephone poles on the left side of the frame.
Cut to the inside of a house where an older man with white hair is sitting in an armchair reading a paper. His wife comes in and puts her handbag on the side table. Sheâs on the phone, and quickly moves into another room. A lipstick rolls out of the bag. The older man surreptitiously picks up the lipstick, then sneaks into the bathroom, locks the door, and attempts to apply the lipstick. He is not pleased with the results. He wipes off the lipstick and hides it in a small makeup bag on top of the bathroom mirror cabinet.
Elvis Costelloâs song âSheâ begins to play when the wife walks in, and it plays throughout the video. The first line of the song is âShe may be the face I canât forget,â and as the video goes on we learn why this song is significant to the story being told by the ad.
The older man goes to a small store and buys more makeup. The female shopkeeper gives him an unfriendly glare when he pays for his purchase.
The old man looks at a magazine in his home. He tears out a page about makeup and goes back into the bathroom to experiment with the eyeshadow he bought earlier. He tries the lipstick again and adds some rouge. The result is better, but heâs not quite satisfied.
The man goes to a bus stop. Inside the bus shelter, he minutely examines the eye makeup on the model in an ad on the shelter wall. He jumps away from the ad when another man enters the shelter and sits down. The other man doesnât seem to have noticed what the older man was doing.
Back in the bathroom, the man experiments with mascara. He likes the result. He puts the lipstick on again, and likes this too. Someone knocks on the door, so he hurriedly wipes off the makeup and hides the makeup bag again.
Scene cuts to the living room, where the man sits in his chair reading the newspaper. He looks over at some family photos. One of them shows the man with his arm around a teenager with short, dark hair.
Scene then cuts to the manâs bedroom. Itâs nighttime, and heâs in bed with his sleeping wife. The man sneaks out of bed and back into the bathroom. He puts on all the kinds of makeup he bought: lipstick, rouge, mascara, eyeshadow. He looks at himself in the mirror, all made up, and smiles. Now heâs got it right.
The next day, the man is in his living room, where he hears a car honk outside. He goes and looks out the window. Outside is a group of people greeting each other in the driveway; they are an extended family, and apparently have just arrived at the older manâs house. One of the family members is a young man with short, dark hair. Text superimposed on the screen reads âAlvaro, 26 aĂąos,â indicating the name and age of the young man. The scene cuts back inside, where the older man comes away from the window, looking thoughtful.
The family sets the table for Christmas dinner, putting out plates and silverware and lighting candles. The older man goes to Alvaro and gestures with his head. âCome with me.â They go into the bathroom. The older man locks the door, then proceeds to put the makeup on Alvaro with much love and tenderness. The older man is happy with the way Alvaro looks. Alvaro is pleased, too.
Cut back to the dining room, where the rest of the family is laughing and talking together. Conversation suddenly stops and people look up, surprised. The grandfather ushers his grandchild out of the bathroom. She stands nervously in front of her family, her face beautifully done. The family pause, then start to smile. The camera goes close on a man with greying hair and beard. He seems overcome with happy emotion, and seems to be the grandchildâs father.
The camera goes back close on the grandchild, who looks shyly at her family. The name and age superimposed now read âAna, 26 aĂąos.â
A woman with greying short hair stands up and goes to Ana. This apparently is Anaâs mom. She gives Ana a big hug. The mom is crying with happiness and love, and smiles at the grandfather through her tears. The grandfather blinks and seems shy but pleased.
The camera pulls back to show everyone at the table again. The grandfather is standing and leading a toast. Superimposed text reads âLa magia no solo estĂĄ en la Navidad. TambiĂŠn estĂĄ en nosotros.â (The magic isnât only in Christmas. Itâs also in us.)
A series of short close shots. Ana happily raises her glass with everyone else. The grandfather takes his wifeâs hand and kisses it. Anaâs dad takes a sip of his whiskey, then Anaâs grandmother goes over and gives Ana a big hug.
Thereâs a brief shot of a bottle of J&B whiskey, which is on the table with the other dinner things, then the scene cuts to show the grandfather looking at Ana and raising his glass to her, smiling. Ana raises her glass to her grandfather and smiles at him.
Final shot is the J&B logo on a black background with the text âde celebrarnosâ (to celebrate us).
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I cannot actually believe we now live in a world where a whisky company thinks itâs commercially viable to make this ad, and to make it about a grandfather who makes Christmas dinner with a family of very âordinary looking people into a happy, loving affair, by doing this.Â
I do not know how to explain how fucking impossible that would have seemed to me twenty years ago when I just realized that possibly, maybe, I wasnât straight. I cannot explain to you how amazing this is, and how beautiful it is.Â
This did not just happen, and yes there are people everywhere fighting to take it away but I cannot explain you the change in the overall culture of everything, everywhere that makes this possible.Â
Must I cry so early in the morning
This was my favourite moment of 2022 Holiday season <3
Happy holidays darlings <3

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I gave my soapbox speech about how weight loss is mostly bullshit to two different patients in a row yesterday and so help me Iâm pretty sure one of these days someone is going to say âbut SURELY you agree Iâd be HEALTHIER if I lost weight!â bc you can see the disbelief in their eyes. And like. Sure, maybe! You might see some improvement in biomarkers like LDL and A1c, and your knees would probably feel better. But you would be amazed at how much more good you can do for yourself by focusing on things you can actually meaningfully change without resorting to making yourself miserable. Eat more fresh fruits and vegetablesâitâs hard bc theyâre more difficult to prepare and more expensive per calorie and go bad faster than other foods, but theyâre what we evolved eating the most of so theyâre what our bodies need the most of. And walk around more; sure, cardio is great for you, but if it sucks so bad you donât do it, it isnât doing shit for you. And we evolved to walk very very long distances, a little bit at a time, so our bodies respond actually very well to adding walks into our schedules, which is vastly easier than adding workouts that are frankly designed to be punishing when the definition of punishing is âmakes you less likely to do it again in the future.â
You get one life. It is shorter than you can begin to imagine. Donât waste it hating yourself because somebody is going to make money off that self-hatred. You deserve better than to be a cash cow for billionaires who pay aestheticians and dermatologists to make them (or at least their trophy wives) look thin and beautiful no matter what they actually do.
And ONE MORE THINGâlisten. We are NOT evolved to lose weight, we are evolved to hoard it. We came about in a world of famines. Not only does your brain have MULTIPLE failsafes built in SPECIFICALLY TO PREVENT WEIGHT LOSS, but there are epigenetic factorsâfactors that are not DNA but travel with it and affect how it is expressed. So if your parents or grandparents lived through a famine, like, oh, say, the Great Depression, YOU are more likely to gain weight and more likely to have difficulty losing it. AND! We live in a world highly affected by industrial pollutionâthere is no corner of the world free from it, micro plastics and industrial chemical pollution have been found literally everywhere ever studiedâand many of those pollutants affect our endocrine systems. Looking at records of lab animals going back to the 1960s, where we have excellent records of what genetically essentially identical animals ate, we know that LAB ANIMALS FED THE SAME AMOUNT OF THE SAME CHOW WEIGH MORE NOW THAN THEY DID THE IN SIXTIES. So no. Youâre not fat because your willpower is somehow busted. (Willpower, fun fact, can be depleted! By DEPLETING BLOOD SUGAR! Baumeisterâs work in the 2000s demonstrated that.) Youâre fat because your body wants you to live, and because the ultra rich have knowingly poured poison into the world because they donât care if you die.
So YOU need to care if you live. And how you live. Please love yourself, because the billionaires will never give a shit about you. Weight Watchers has a 96-99% failure rate. Weight loss is a scam that makes billions of dollars every year. Love yourself too much to fall for that. Donât wait until youâre thin to love yourself or to start living, because a) that day may never come and b) itâs okay if that day never comes. You are worthwhile and enough right now. I promise you that.
Did I mention that all studies on the subject are very clear--like, we do not need more studies on this, which is a bananas thing for a scientist to say--exercise does not lead to weight loss. It just doesn't. Anyone who tells you it does is wrong. It's good for you because it's good for you, not because it makes you thin. It improves your blood vessel health; it improves your heart health; it improves your body's ability to manage blood sugar; it improves your muscular health. It does not make you thin.
Reducing calories can reduce weight, but your body, as previously mentioned, is trying REAL HARD not to lose weight. I see a lot of recommendations for 1200 calorie a day diets. Google "starvation study" and look at how much the men in that study were given. It was over 1500 calories a day, and they were miserable. They became skeletal. They felt awful, depressed, foggy--because your brain is the single biggest user of calories in your body. It is so metabolically active that your brain uses around 30% of all the calories your body uses. Guess what happens when you starve your brain? You feel like shit. You feel stupid and depressed. Don't starve yourself. It doesn't work and it makes you feel awful and you will get rebound weight gain above whatever you lost, guaranteed, and then you'll blame yourself for "letting yourself go" because our society is built on lies.
We also cannot and should not ever suggest that anyone can lose more than 5-10% of their body weight and keep that off. It's just not possible. Bariatric surgery is a WHOLE other can of worms, I don't have the energy to explain why I almost never recommend it to my patients, but just know that if anyone has ever suggested you lose more than 10% of your body weight through behavioral changes, they are bullshitting you.
Some good tags on a reblog but my favorite: #trust me your body won't let you keeping eating brie forever
YES! Yes! You will age and you will die, and you will do these things whether or not you enjoy your life. Being in medicine, being in family medicine specifically, I can tell you I did not understand SHIT about how aging works until years into my training. Your skin will change, your subcutaneous tissues will change, your bowels and bladder will change, your vagina or penis will change, your bones will change, your esophagus will change, your kidneys will change, your liver will change, your fat will change, and your brain will change. You may not be able to have a bowel movement without emptying your ostomy bag, or you may not be able to swallow solid food. And if you think you'll just be perfectly healthy until you have a sudden massive life-ending stroke, sorry. I can't think of a single example of that from my thousands of patients over the last 9 years. I CAN think of at least two examples from this year alone of patients who waited until retirement to try to enjoy their lives and then immediately died. You need to care about your quality of life RIGHT NOW because no one else is going to. Billionaires will make you miserable to exploit your misery to keep themselves rich and make themselves richer. Spend less time on social media that increases your anxiety and more time taking care of yourself. Interrogate the ever-present lies this fucking panopticon drowns you in. None of us are free from fatphobia the same way none of us are free from racism--we're steeped in it, it seeps into our unconscious reactions to the world, we can't prevent ourselves from having fatphobic thoughts, but we can choose to recognize and push back against those thoughts.
EAT! THE! BRIE! Experience joy! Do it with the joyful knowledge that if the CEO of Weight Watchers knew you were trying to be less scared of being fat, she'd be actively upset!
Iâd divorce him too lmao
Itâs never JUST about the tomatoes.
Basically!
Throughout the day, partners would make requests for connection, what Gottman calls âbids.â For example, say that the husband is a bird enthusiast and notices a goldfinch fly across the yard. He might say to his wife, âLook at that beautiful bird outside!â Heâs not just commenting on the bird here: Heâs requesting a response from his wifeâa sign of interest or supportâhoping theyâll connect, however momentarily, over the bird.
The wife now has a choice. She can respond by either âturning towardâ or âturning awayâ from her husband, as Gottman puts it. Though the bird-bid might seem minor and silly, it can actually reveal a lot about the health of the relationship. The husband thought the bird was important enough to bring it up in conversation and the question is whether his wife recognizes and respects that.
These bidding interactions had profound effects on marital well-being. Couples who had divorced after a six-year follow-up had âturn-toward bidsâ 33 percent of the time. Only three in 10 of their bids for emotional connection were met with intimacy. The couples who were still together after six years had âturn-toward bidsâ 87 percent of the time. Nine times out of 10, they were meeting their partnerâs emotional needs.
Those who showed genuine interest in their partnerâs joys were more likely to be together.
Damn, this made me think of all the âshouting into the voidâ social media posts everyone makes. Just bids for connection. From ANYONE.
I think that is ABSOLUTELY what a lot of that is. Our culture is very isolated (even BEFORE covid!), and weâre desperate to connect with others. I read an article one time that suggested that childcare workers stop saying that a child is âJust wants attentionâ and start saying that the child is âlooking for connection.â Weâre starved for it even from childhood.
When they are speaking about a passion, respond to children as if you would a tenured professor at a prestigious university, and to an adult as if you would a child free of the burdens of adulthood.Â
Children are desperate to teach the wonders of the world that they know, that they have just learned, and share it with anyone interested. Adults pour passion they didnât know they had into voluntary obligations, and crave a simple acknowledgment of that passion as being worthy and valid.Â
âDear third grader, tell me exactly why you chose <x> as you third favorite carnivorous dinosaur instead of second, as specifically as possible.â
âHey neighbor, your vegetable garden is absolutely gorgeous this yearâŚand no Iâm not just saying that because the tomatoes you gave me last year were absolute perfection.â
And if you canât respond to the emotional bid at that moment, let them know you heard them. If thereâs a gorgeous bird outside, ask your loved one to take a picture so you can share in it together. But by god, hear them. Tell them they were listened to.
When someone offers you their hand, you take it. You both need it.
Idk who needs to hear this:
anxiety=/=excitement
Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of womenâs bodies and anatomy itâs embarrassing. Like iâm super fucking sorry that youâve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and youâre 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and thatâs Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that youâre gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state
Reminds me of a post I saw.
Two ancient Egyptian gays vibing, looking horrified.
The ancient Roman guy:
'You're gay because you like men, I'm gay cause I hate woman. We're not the same.'
nothing like rereading a book you loved when you were younger only to realize the author can't write

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You ever heard 'if it feels good go it' but like it's always portrayed as selfish and destructive? When in reality the things that do feel good longterm are kind and growing. It's not supposed to be impulsive and without forthot. You know what feels good? Doing landry, doing the dishes, checking up on friends.
So, yea, if it feels good do it, but with the future in mind.
âI always remember having this fight with a random dude who claimed that âstraight white menâ were the only true innovators. His prime example for this was the computer⌠the computer⌠THE COMPUTER!!! THE COM-PU-TER!!!
Alan Turing - Gay man and âfather of computingâ Wren operating Bombe - The code cracking computers of the 2nd world war were entirely run by women Katherine Johnson - African American NASA mathematician and âHuman computerâ Ada Lovelace - arguably the 1st computer programmerâ
- Sacha Coward
Also Margaret Hamilton - NASA computer scientist who put the first man on the moon - an as-yet-unmatched feet of software engineering, here pictured beside the full source of that computer programme. #myhero
Grace Hopper - the woman that coined the term âbugâ Â
- @robinlayfield
Grace Hopper did more than coin the term âbugâ. She invented the first program linker in the early 1950s, for the UNIVAC I. A program linker translates instructions from one language to another (for example, numerical codes that represent instructions translated to machine code that computers can read), which is the very foundation of how computerâs operate independently. she also pulled a steve rogers and tried to enlist in the military a bunch of times and was denied. then, an exception was made for her when she joined the navy reserves, and she ended up serving for over 40 years (half of which was active duty). she retired from the navy Rear Admiral Grace Hopper. she was born in NYC in 1906. Grace Hopper was a fucking badass.
also computing was typically a job for women (many of whom were black women that made incredible contributions) back in the day, so itâs absolutely fucking wild that straight white men think they are the foundation of computer innovation. men PUSHED women out and took the credit.
Reblogging to do what the failed education system never did.
Reblogging to do
what the failed education
system never did.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Adding Wendy Carlos to the list! Trans icon and pioneer of synthesized music!!
Also, just about every computerized device outside of desktops is running ARM chips now. Your phone, your keyboard, your car, your watch. Basically everything.
And ARM was primarily designed by Sophie Wilson, a trans woman.
Okay, i realised what kind of person i want to be online, naive and kind
Bookaroo!
@grave-of-the-fireflies your title awaits
THIS is pro-life. #VotingMatters
Here for that comment tbh

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"Practice makes imrovements."
One of my students today (as a response to Practice makes perfect)
Me: I just don't have the main character energy to be at this gig rn ya know?
The surgical staff: