Toastycat

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

Do y'all not remember the russian spies that plagued tumblr??

this site has been on a noticeable decline from the moment they expunged the russian chaos agents

Tumblr had what

$27.99

i need to be someone’s lame ass boyfriend

All of these guys can GET IT, but especially Panama 😍😍

stop im already gay

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

Aesthetic

well that was much shorter than usual

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

I clicked sound expecting some tumblr shit where there’s some heavy metal playing or something, but instead it was the sounds of its little hooves clapping against the wet sand as a bird gently cried in the distance and that’s so great.

Blooms of Insect Wings created by photographer Seb Janiak

Me in room by myself in complete silence: so true bestie

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

world heritage post

Anne Frank said NO

Hathaway