Que? Jajaja

WHERE-MY-HUG-AT- GASTON

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

bolded. just in case.

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

Me graduating and going into the real world

This caption 💀💀💀

LMFAOOOOOOOO

“he told you to pick it up” when I say that I’m SCREAMING 😭😭😭😭😭😭

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

he didnt have to come for the chicahuahua at the end like that

I’m cryingggg

Why did he just snap like this. His vocals 😭😂

ID BUY AN ALBUM BY STEVE😂😍❤️

Omg its back! I been singing this all last week!

Steve goes off lmao

I was like well okayyy

I literally love for this.

The Helen Keller line always kills me.

👏👏 murdered tht bruh

I need a S.Kelly album asap

…who fucking wrote this?

Where the Album at Steve?

😭😭😭😭

Tooo funny

That is a fantastic song.

straight fiya

I hate this

This nigga named everybody in the NBA

Not 1.

A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.

theyre not ignoring you! this is actually just a cats way of saying they want to keep you company without infringing on your personal space. its the equivalent of going to a friends house while you both separately scroll through tumblr, even though youre glad to be together. alternatively the cat could be curious about what you are doing, but shy to make its presence known. either way the cat is paying very close attention to you!

this made me feel better

😺

I don’t understand why cats will have everything they do demonized no matter how innocent it is

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

Aesthetic

well that was much shorter than usual

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

No this is really is the one compilation to reblog.