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when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

google used to know what i was talking about

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.