caelan

if i were jesus i’d turn water into red bull

not now sweetie, daddy’s defending eva stratt in a tiktok comments section

yearning for you on company time @ ryland grace

“do you have any thoughts on–“ unless you were about to say ryland grace the answer is no. i have about 3 thoughts at any given time and they all concern ryland grace and/or his made up family of ryan goslings

do we think rocky and adrian’a kid is in grace’s class and they always brag about being the teacher’s favourite and everyone else is like well of course you’re the favourite that’s literally your godfather😒😒 (grace taught them the concept of human godparents)

*quietly adds drive and the nice guys to my watch list for no apparent reason*

eva stratt pirating a bunch of porn and going on trail for it (along other copyrights materials) so she can put it all on the hail mary ship and send to space for her astronauts and then later the only human on said ship is aroace grace ryland who won’t come near that porn with a ten-foot pole

every time i remember ryland having the coma resistant gene and finding out from dubois by accident my soul dies a little

ryland “i’ll do my best” grace because even if he doesn’t remember them those were his friends !!!!

ryland grace listens to AJR. his favourite song is “weak”. statement.

every time june comes around and every time im surprised it’s pride

“project hail mary is not political” oh what a privilege you have not to realise just how much of our lives are political