I’m really just 100 Axolotls in a trench coat

literally my dad

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

this format is fucking horrifying

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

to be real with you. in 2016 you could feel things looking at a sad bart simpson edit

and he'd be kinda purple too

I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

so what if i'm pretentious. sometimes things are simply beneath me it's as simple as that

coming up with aus for your own ocs is so funny like yeah these are my guys i made up but in a different circumstance. yeah no i also made that circumstance up

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.