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every farming game is either called sunshine ranch and it's about a guy with a lot of free time and a concept of a farm that's more akin to a petting zoo or it's called mass industrial agriculture farming tycoon simulator and it's basically a spreadsheet where you get to drive a tractor and look at pngs of a corn monoculture

Sex scene as character study is so good. What is your relationship to your body? What is your relationship to your partner? What lessons have you absorbed from the culture about yourself as a sexual being? How much do you have to trust someone before being comfortable with intimacy? What fears and insecurities come to the fore for you when you take your clothes off? It's so good.

How do they communicate? How do they expect others to communicate? How well do they understand their body and their own capacity for pleasure? What do they tend to do to make their partner feel comfortable? How comfortable are they showing emotion in front of others? How much insight do they have into what their own emotions mean and are connected to? What are they focused on during the encounter? How conscious are they of exchanges of power and vulnerability? very very very good

i love queer american pop culture. i have nothing in common with any of these people ♥️

idk who needs to hear this, but your partner should be making your life better and easier than it is on your own. if your partner is making your life harder, they're constantly stressing you out, if they're not showing up for you? babe you gotta leave, life is so short and we only get one, so don't spend it with someone who makes you feel bad about your life, you deserve so much better than that

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

this is so rampant among horse people it's wild. i rode a mare all my life and she was the gentlest, kindest soul i've ever met in any animal. yet the way every other rider i worked with, including women, would make assumptions and disparage her like 'oh you couldn't pay me to ride a mare' because they're supposedly difficult, unpredictable, and mean. it's crazy to listen to people talk about a horse the same way men talk about their 'crazy exes' in 90s sitcoms and that is not an exaggeration.

I wish spotify or like whatever music streaming service would roll out a feature that allows U to add notes to ur playlists like in between each song cuz I’m trying 2 make a songs that make me feel like galloping thru an open field like a horse and some r more obvious choices than others I need to explain like Kay this song makes me feel like galloping thru a field and then this song makes me feel like a runaway horse in nyc traffic

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

Due to a popular demand: That’s a children’s book. It’s not about what kind of cat you have. The first one says “Just look at those kittens!” Bully, meanie, thief, lazy, dirty, greedy, coward and cry baby. Hey, folks, do YOU resemble any of those kittens?