None of this is gonna happen to me

having followers on tumblr is crazy. Why the fuck are you reading my diary you creeps

Twin Peaks is difficult to watch because I keep getting distracted by the quality knitwear and solid wood housing construction. Audrey will be sneaking around doing important shit and I'm like "ooh nothing in my town has solid wood walls like that. I don't think you can get solid doors here either, it's all hollowcore unless it's glass. Man I wish I had a cozy knitted sweater like that that wasn't made of flimsy bullshit."

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

tip: a Story is a place you can Live Inside Of

Skills wise, I’d be very good at being unemployed if anyone’s hiring for that

waiiit i forgot to be angry. ok im angry again