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There is, however, a large percentage of women that are involved in that kind of lifestyle unapologetically.

Also I also believe those things are wrong, but at the end if the day, anyone can do anything they want and then suffer the consequences.

And as it is, I also believe that men should be held accountable as well. This guy just has a stigma against women, thus I don't even try to argue with him, I know a lost cause when I see one. Guys like these are pretty harmless and thus should be left to their delusions, if not as to not lose anymore of our time.

Psstt

It’s crazy how this one person, in a study of only twelve children, gained so much traction in the world. He put this lie out there—and it was a lie, not just interpreting data incorrectly—and now it doesn’t even matter that he’s been proven totally false. Years of effort to reestablish the truth can’t undo the lie once it’s out there in the world. Hundreds of thousands of people believe that lie, and actual children are getting sick and dying because of it.

Andrew Wakefield was found guilty of professional misconduct by the UK General Medical Council.  I’ve worked in research for a pediatric hospital, and two of the GMC findings constitute major violations of professional ethics for research on children here in the US (I’m pretty sure the UK is similar since these findings formed the basis for revoking his medical license and retracting his Lancet paper.

He performed invasive medical procedures with potential serious side-effects on autistic children contrary to the children’s clinical interests.  I.E. the colonoscopies, biopsies and lumbar punctures he performed on these children were of no benefit to them and were done strictly for research purposes.  All procedures done for research purposes only should be approved by an ethics board known as an institutional review board, which ensures that parents are given enough information about the research and negative side effects of the procedure (adverse events) so that they can give informed consent.  Wakefield did not do this.  He sidestepped the ethical review process.  We have no idea if any children were harmed by this, because there was no tracking of adverse events, because there was no review board involved.

He performed invasive medical procedures on “normal” non-autistic children with no clinical benefit to them, no ethical oversight and no informed consent.  In fact, these were children he was not even seeing as their doctor, he simply asked parents at his child’s birthday party if they would allow a blood draw on their children for £5.  Now, a blood draw is WAY less invasive, painful and has less potential to cause injury.  But it’s still an invasive medical procedure done for zero reason and without informed consent of their parents.  

There is, however, a large percentage of women that are involved in that kind of lifestyle unapologetically.

One of my friends has gone missing.

her name is candida gomez. 5'2", 15, curly dyed blonde hair, birthmark above her lips, brown eyes. if you’ve seen her or know anything PLEASE contact me!! we’re so worried about her!! she was last seen in South Jersey in a suburb of Camden.

guess what, it’s time for another episode of Weird Biology! today we’re going to learn about a creature that looks like a stained-glass window, but stalks the oceans with toxic might powered only by the wind like a sailing ship of old. 

that’s right, it’s the devil’s own shopping bag-

the name is almost longer than the animal.

The Portuguese Man o’ War is a floating jellyfish relative called a Hydrozoan. it was named after the 18th century sailing ship, apparently by a blind person. “oh, it looks like a sailing ship under full sail” no it doesn’t, shut up. it looks like a rogue walmart shopping bag that blew into the Atlantic and makes a living by strangling innocent sea turtles.

but like the aforementioned plastic bag, the Man o’ War uses its lovely blue-purple air sac to catch the breeze. it wanders in groups through the warm waters of the Atlantic, driven along by the wind and tides. kind of poetic, really. 

as long as you don’t look underwater, anyway.

I’m about to ruin it for everybody, hang on.

like so many other things in life, it’s not what you see on the surface that’s important but what is underneath that counts.

in this case, what’s underneath is up to 165 feet of venomous tentacles. it’s like that thing they say about icebergs, where you only see the top 10% and the rest is an invisible ship-killing nightmare? it’s exactly like that.

except with poison tentacles.

the Man o’ War is basically a biological fishing trawler, trailing these stupidly long tentacles like a fine mesh net through the water. and when an innocent fish who probably has a family at home comes into contact with this “net”, specialized cells called Nematocysts are triggered to fire tiny poison harpoons into the victim, causing instant death or paralysis. 

the tentacle then reels itself upward into the body of the Man o’ War like a fishing line, dragging its helpless victim upward to be digested. 

so, uh, actually not like a fishing trawler then, not like a fishing trawler at all.

unless the fishing trawler was designed by Junji Ito. 

though the Man o’ War may look like a jellyfish, it’s definitely not. in fact, it’s not even a single animal! it’s actually four separate organisms jammed into a venomous trenchcoat like three best friends trying to sneak into an R rated movie. 

“how the fuck even”, I hear you say. and that’s a valid question! it’s not everyday that we discover that what we thought was a single animal is actually four smaller animals living communally to form a larger, more dangerous animal. it would be like discovering that opossums are actually comprised of 17 rats each.

no word on if they do a silly dance and tap their fingers together to fuse or what though.

in the Man o’ War’s case, these four individual kinds of “polyps” that comprise the complete final form are the air sac polyp (gets the gang around), the digestive polyp (converts murdered fish into energy for the whole gang), the reproductive polyp (makes small clones of each individual gang member), and the tentacle polyp (murders things indiscriminately for the sheer joy of it). 

that’s right, the tentacles are a separate animal! you might be wondering if they sometimes come loose, wander off, and just sting people/animals randomly when they drift into populated areas. what a silly question! 

yeah, happens all the time.

SHIT.

while rarely fatal, Man o’ Wars stings can seriously injure humans. this is a big problem in areas where Man o’ Wars are common, because storms and predators can knock the tentacles right the fuck off. the tentacles drift away, only to wash ashore and sting a hapless beachgoer weeks later. that’s right, rogue tentacles can still sting for days or weeks after separation! even if the Man ‘o War is beached! isn’t that neat! fuck!

the discovery of a beached Man o’ War usually closes the entire fucking beach, for this reason. would YOU want to go fuck around in the sand if it might be full of over a hundred feet of poison spaghetti too fine to notice with the naked eye?

if the answer is yes, I have great news about a bridge I’d like to sell you.

if all this information upset you, I’d like to offer my deepest condolences. but buckle up for one last upsetting fact, and here it is: Man o’ War are spreading. 

usually restricted to warm waters, climate change has driven the Man o’ War as far north as Great Britain. that’s awful awful awful news for any country that touches the Atlantic ocean, which is lots of them. 

luckily, we have dependable allies in this fight: sea turtles and the Mola Mola! (which I’ve written about before) unfortunately just about all we can do at this point is to cheer these awesome devil-balloon-munchers on from the safety of shore, while trying to invent a Man o’ War-proof barrier net.

for now, watch out for anything that looks like a floating plastic bag.

and for god’s sake, watch where you step.

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THE ATLANTIC MAN O’ WAR AND THE AUSTRALIAN BLUEBOTTLE ARE NOT THE SAME SPECIES.

while Man o’ War is a term that can be applied to both, the Indo-Pacific Man o’ War (Physalia utriculus), or Bluebottle, is a smaller subspecies of the Atlantic Man o’ War (Physalia physalis).

and while Bluebottles cause most of the recorded injuries from Man o’ War stings of all types, they are less venomous and less dangerous than their Atlantic cousins, with zero recorded deaths. sadly, we cannot say the same of the Atlantic Man o’ War, which is less common but far more dangerous. The north and eastern spread of the Atlantic Man o’ War is indeed a cause for alarm. so like, don’t panic, but watch out! 

Connor’s story: Either ‘Aw my precious son had an emotion’ or ‘I’m sorry I need the trophies’

Kara’s story: ‘YYYYAASSSS QUEEEEN!!!’ or *Gross sobbing*

Hank: Connor, tell him what I taught you, go ahead.

Connor: Your mother wishes she had swallowed you.

No, Hank x Connor is not “problematic”, let people ship what they want.

No, Connara shippers aren’t racist for not liking Luther x Kara, let people ship what they want.

No, people don’t like Connor just because he’s a “basic white boy”, let people like who they want.

apotheosis

[connor x reader]

author’s note: went through a few different drafts of this playing around w the idea. almost was inclined to drop it since it was getting frustrating but i am glad i powered through haha. enjoy, my lovelies(((:

word count: 5,715

Me: Nah, that would be ridicu-

Me: *sees Connor*