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a tutorial i am definitely not posting for any particular reason in the year of our lord February 2021

1. go to your user dashboard > skins

2. create a site skin. enter whatever you want for the title and description. (i called mine Scroll Invasion because i like to think i am very funny.)

2a. if you are already using a site skin, copy its CSS and paste it into the CSS box of your new site skin.

3. paste the following into the CSS box:

h5.fandoms { max-height: 4em; overflow-y: auto; }

.blurb ul.tags { max-height: 8em; overflow-y: auto; padding: 0.375em; }

blockquote.summary { max-height: 16em; overflow-y: auto; padding: 0.375em; }

4. check that it's working! you might have to go back to your skins page and click "use" on the new one. you might also want to adjust the max-height values to taste, depending on how ruthless you want your cutoffs to be.

Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death

A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????

A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it

Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??

Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????

That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him

Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful

Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting

Hannibal getting off to Will telling him he’d kill Hannibal with his hands

Will sailing across the ocean to find Hannibal in Europe while making a pit-stop at Hannibal’s childhood castle 

The entire fifthsome scene

Hannibal feeding a man his own baked leg and the man’s first comment after taking a bite being ‘My compliments to the Chef’

Jack goes to dinner at Hannibal’s house even more often after he finds out it’s all human meat

Will spends months having seizures and somehow never has one in front of anyone except Hannibal, nor drives off the road

The human cello

The man who castrated himself, then flayed the skin off his own back to make wings, then strung himself up in a barn????? (Who could also somehow See evil people??????)

The man Hannibal grafted into a tree (not formed into a tree, not stuck branches on, but literally grafted into a living tree)

Dolarhyde eating that painting. He just fuckin cronches it

The time there is a LIVING BIRD inside a cadaver

The human totem pole how could I forget this most iconique creation

A pig is used semi-successfully as a surrogate host for a human embryo????