BowTies And Stockings

Like this is from the first episode

This is Pepper talking about how she wanted some fun bike, but got a girl’s one instead.

And this is when the Them go to the airbase

Dog is sitting in the basket, and Pepper has a cool bike.

Pepper: with a BASKET

Adam: I’d like a basket.

Brian: It’s not too bad without the basket, we could paint it something cool

Wensleydale: Actually, my parents have some paint in the garage, red and yellow?

you did not just do this to me

England? Okay, maybe it’s some art-grade clay? *click*

…no, that’s not clay. That’s… that’s dirt.

Okay, so this is some performance art thing I guess. Nice tourist gift to send someone, I suppose.

BUT WAIT, HERE’S THE KICKER

“IMPORATANT! (sic)

By adding ENGLAND to your cart you confirm that you are not not Teresa May, you are in no way affiliated to Theresa May and to the best of your knowledge information and belief ENGLAND will not make it’s way into the hands of Theresa May.

*Except Theresa May – because she’s got more than enough England to sell off!”